Warrior's Wish

General Discussion => Random Babble => Games => Topic started by: thunderpetal on August 09, 2015, 10:25:30 PM

Title: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: thunderpetal on August 09, 2015, 10:25:30 PM
i got this thread idea from chicken smoothie
spoiler warning ofc

so basically
this is how you play:

person 1: (incorrect af answer here) what is the thunderpath?
person 2: a place where unicorns live. where is windclan located?
person 3: in the magical rainbow clouds. who is scourge?
person 4: a robot. what is riverclan's main prey?

etc. etc. etc.
so yeah.. i guess i should start!

who is firestar?
(and then you answer with a totally wrong answer and continue. :3)
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on August 09, 2015, 10:41:51 PM
Grumpy cat's brother.

Who killed Snowkit?
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Post by: thunderpetal on August 09, 2015, 10:57:45 PM
i did. :OOOOO
why did ashfur try to kill the three?
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Post by: Darkstar on August 09, 2015, 11:01:05 PM
Because they stole his fedora.

What was the original name the Erins were going to give Tigerclaw?
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Post by: Jingle on August 09, 2015, 11:05:13 PM
Rainbowdance

Who is Firestar's sister?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 09, 2015, 11:16:35 PM
Hillary Clinton

Why did Tigerstar go to Scourge?
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Post by: Scar on August 09, 2015, 11:18:39 PM
He wanted to experiment

What killed Spottedleaf?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 10, 2015, 12:11:31 AM
Her burning love for Gordon Ramsay

What is Jayfeather's disability?
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Post by: lavender on August 10, 2015, 12:49:57 AM
He has no sense of touch
What was Sol doing?
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Post by: moss on August 10, 2015, 12:51:18 AM
HIS BEST.

why did the clans have to move to the lake?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 10, 2015, 01:10:18 AM
The forest became the set of the movie the cabin in the woods

where is skyclan?
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Post by: Tom on August 10, 2015, 06:43:52 AM
In the sky.

Why is ThunderClan called ThunderClan?
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Post by: glimmer on August 10, 2015, 07:58:59 AM
because they are literally created from thunder. every time thunder rumbles a new thunderclan cat is made, hence why there are so many.

what are deathberries?
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Post by: Tom on August 10, 2015, 08:43:49 AM
farts.

what are twoleg monsters?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 10, 2015, 09:08:47 AM
twoleg monsters are the things that little kits check their closets for at night

How did Hawkfrost die?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2015, 09:16:27 AM
He was carried off by a pterodactyl.


What are Ferncloud's kits called?
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Post by: Tom on August 10, 2015, 09:20:22 AM
kit#27, kit#28, kit#29
assuming we're talking about the same litter

who is the most overpowered cat ever?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2015, 09:22:48 AM
Longtail, post-rabbit.


Which Clan is the best at running?
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Post by: Tom on August 10, 2015, 09:32:13 AM
ShadowClan because Runningmouth

What is dirt?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 10, 2015, 09:38:21 AM
dirt is a delicious edible substance

Where do the Tribe cats live?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2015, 02:13:53 PM
A bouncy castle.


What do Clan leaders receive at Highstones?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 02:23:54 PM
iPhones


When do all the Clans meet together?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 10, 2015, 03:53:56 PM
when they wanna go to dinner at pizza hut

What is the significance of Jayfeather's stick?
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Post by: Lightning on August 10, 2015, 03:55:31 PM
To heal greencough.

Why is Bramblestar leader of ThunderClan?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 10, 2015, 04:00:42 PM
Because he has SWAG

What is the name of any one of the former leaders of Riverclan?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 04:01:07 PM
Swampstar. c; 

What happened to Hollyleaf?
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Post by: Tom on August 10, 2015, 04:14:44 PM
She moved back to the old territory to reclaim Yellowfang.

How did Yellowfang fake her own death?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2015, 04:18:16 PM
She ran away to be a medicine cat in Twolegplace, and put a fuzzy toy Yellowfang with a tape player inside (with a recorded message saying she was dying) in the ThunderClan camp as she was leaving.


What's Firestar's least favourite food?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 10, 2015, 04:19:43 PM
His least favorite food is pizza.

How did Oakheart die?
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Post by: Lightning on August 10, 2015, 04:21:33 PM
Death by meteorite.


Who are Sagewhisker and Runningnose?
 
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 10, 2015, 04:22:10 PM
Mother and son. Also, badgers.

Who is Midnight?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 04:22:47 PM
Midnight is a time of night. In the middle of it to be exact.

Who are the "three"?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 10, 2015, 04:23:32 PM
Snowkit, Tigerstar, and Rock.

What is in the caves under the lake territory?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 04:26:46 PM
The Caves is a band, and they play in an underground club (literally) under the lake.

How many lives do leaders get?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 10, 2015, 04:27:22 PM
None, they just think they do.

What were the names of the first leaders?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 04:28:10 PM
Dopey, Grumpy, Sleepy, and Doc.

Where did the Clans originally live?
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Post by: thunderpetal on August 10, 2015, 04:33:44 PM
In the rainbows.
Who is Berrynose's mother?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2015, 06:59:59 PM
Jane Austen.


What was Tigerstar's biggest ambition?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 07:00:51 PM
To be a fancy dancer.

What ever happened to Princess?
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Post by: lavender on August 10, 2015, 07:35:20 PM
She got evicted from her house, developed incredible fighting skills, and raised an army of cats in a separate twolegplace

Why does every cat with the prefix white- die?
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Post by: rowan on August 10, 2015, 07:36:37 PM
White not?

What did Midnight say when the cats went to the Sundrownplace?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2015, 07:38:38 PM
"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS"



Who is Bramblestar's mate?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 07:39:29 PM
Starkit obviously. Everyone wants her.


Why did the Clans leave the Old Forest?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2015, 07:43:59 PM
To move to Spain and start a tapas restaurant.


Which Clan is Mothwing in?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 07:45:52 PM
AtheistClan

How many kits did Ferncloud have?
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Post by: rowan on August 10, 2015, 07:48:28 PM
500, each a different color

Where did the clans journey to in the second arc?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2015, 07:49:57 PM
Pitcairn Island.



Who did Tigerstar kill as bait for the dog pack?
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Post by: Splashy on August 10, 2015, 08:08:36 PM
Bluestar's Chill

Where do medicine cats go to commune with StarClan?
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Post by: rowan on August 10, 2015, 08:09:03 PM
They go to Wal-mart O:

How many books are in each arc?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 10, 2015, 08:29:59 PM
3, plus a minibook called "my soul"

Who are Bluestar's kits?
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Post by: Scar on August 10, 2015, 09:11:29 PM
Richard Nixon and Santa Clause.

Where is the setting of the Old Forest based off of?
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Post by: Jingle on August 11, 2015, 10:02:45 AM
Hell.

Who got crippled on the Thunderpath?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 11, 2015, 11:47:25 AM
Me, how dare you bring that up

Where do all the bad cats go when they die?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 11, 2015, 11:58:12 AM
Heck (because they don't believe in Gosh).


Who did Firestar choose as his first deputy?
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Post by: Scar on August 11, 2015, 01:04:03 PM
HoBear

Where do medicine cats go to talk to StarClan?
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Post by: Jingle on August 11, 2015, 01:09:52 PM
Chicago

What name did Bluestar originally give Brightheart?
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Post by: Scar on August 11, 2015, 02:51:45 PM
Normalface
(wow I feel guilty)

What characterizes WindClan territory?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 11, 2015, 03:40:18 PM
Volcanoes.


What is the full name of the Tribe?
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Post by: Jingle on August 11, 2015, 04:05:50 PM
There's a Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey You Just Haven't Thought of it Yet

Where did Cloudkit come from?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 11, 2015, 05:36:29 PM
Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia.



Where are the Warrior Cats books set?
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Post by: Tom on August 12, 2015, 08:40:36 AM
Mostly Antarctica, but in later arcs some travel to England is involves following a remarkable discovery by Dovepaw. It's complicated.

What is the name of the fifth clan which once existed in the forest?
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Post by: Scar on August 12, 2015, 11:11:34 AM
SwampClan.

How many people wrote the Warriors series?
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Post by: lavender on August 12, 2015, 11:38:55 AM
They were actually translated from an ancient language long forgotten, they may have been written by three entirely separate civilizations. The tomes are kept as an archive but not shared to the world, as there are no spoiler tags in stone carving

How do cats know what the time midnight is if they call it moonhigh so often?
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Post by: Scar on August 12, 2015, 11:41:24 AM
Jayfeather's stick went back in time to teach the original Clans the term.

Who was the main character of the first arc?
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Post by: lavender on August 12, 2015, 11:42:55 AM
bramblebuff
Why don't clan cats accept cats that have been spayed/neutered :(
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 12, 2015, 12:15:55 PM
Because they actually all work for a condom company, and they won't sell as many if all the cats are getting neutered instead.


Who is the leader of BloodClan?
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Post by: rowan on August 12, 2015, 12:50:49 PM
Firestar O:

What killed Mudclaw of WindClan?
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Post by: lavender on August 12, 2015, 12:55:40 PM
An actual shapeshifting bear

Why didn't Sol's idea work?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 12, 2015, 12:57:12 PM
Because there was a lizded on it.


Which character got carried away by a hawk in A Dangerous Path?
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Post by: Scar on August 12, 2015, 01:05:45 PM
SCOURG!

When does the Warriors series take place?
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Post by: lavender on August 12, 2015, 01:07:19 PM
around the time of the pyramids and the wooly mammoth

Who went on the journey to find Midnight in the new prophecy?
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Post by: rowan on August 12, 2015, 01:17:49 PM
Millie!

Why did the Clans move?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 12, 2015, 01:26:17 PM
To steal the Tribe's jobs.


Who is the oldest cat in ThunderClan?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 12, 2015, 01:36:33 PM
Mistystar.

Why do the Clans have the names they do?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 12, 2015, 06:14:40 PM
They each chose a page in a dictionary and picked the first word they saw, then added "Clan" to the end.



What colour is Sandstorm's fur?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 12, 2015, 06:34:38 PM
gold. solid gold. she's very shiny.

who is daisy?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 12, 2015, 07:15:21 PM
Daisy is a character from a Mario game I believe

How many clans live by the lake?
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Post by: Splashy on August 12, 2015, 07:21:23 PM
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND

Who are the Three? 
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 12, 2015, 07:31:08 PM
the three are spottedleaf, cinderpelt, and sandstorm. firestar's three babes.

who killed hawkfrost?
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Post by: Snowstep on August 12, 2015, 10:49:08 PM
It was Thornclaw in the dining room with a candlestick.

Who was Firestar's first deputy?
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Post by: Scar on August 12, 2015, 10:54:16 PM
Snowkit.

What Clan was Tigerstar born in?
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Post by: Darkstar on August 13, 2015, 02:10:21 AM
The Tribe of Rushing Water.


What was Firestar's warrior name?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 13, 2015, 04:25:03 AM
Firefart

Why did Graystripe leave Thunderclan for Riverclan?
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Post by: Tom on August 13, 2015, 11:05:58 AM
They were more accepting of his.. worm... thing....

What was Firestar's kittypet name?
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Post by: Scar on August 13, 2015, 12:18:54 PM
@Scary I hate you.


The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

What was the name of the badger that helped the Clans?
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Post by: Jingle on August 13, 2015, 01:47:18 PM
Stripey

Why doesn't Mothwing believe in StarClan?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 13, 2015, 04:11:07 PM
Because she's actually Jewish.


What colour fur does Bluestar have?
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Post by: lavender on August 13, 2015, 06:19:09 PM
it is every color if you close your eyes and make believe

How many Wwians have made it into the books?
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Post by: rowan on August 13, 2015, 06:27:48 PM
all of them

Who lives in the mountains?
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Post by: Jingle on August 13, 2015, 07:49:14 PM
Your mom

Who was the main character of the first series?
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Post by: Scar on August 13, 2015, 08:03:06 PM
Purdy

What was Onestar's Warrior name?
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Post by: Lightning on August 13, 2015, 08:04:19 PM
Oneweirdcat

Who was in Ferncloud's first litter?
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Post by: Scar on August 13, 2015, 08:06:56 PM
Lionheart, Whitestorm, and Bluestar

Who was Hawkfrost's mother?
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Post by: Jingle on August 13, 2015, 09:39:36 PM
Ferncloud

Who was Firestar's first apprentace?
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Post by: Lightning on August 13, 2015, 10:16:27 PM
Jingostar


Who is Adderfang?
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Post by: Scar on August 13, 2015, 10:18:10 PM
That's the real name of Jayfeather's stick.

Where do all the Clans meet during the full moon?
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Post by: Lightning on August 13, 2015, 10:22:58 PM
They meet in @Dustfeather's back yard, actually.

Why does Leafpool bring deathberries into camp in Sunrise?
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Post by: Scar on August 13, 2015, 10:28:04 PM
Because if she can't have Brambleclaw nobody can.

What is Firestar's sister's name?
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Post by: Lightning on August 13, 2015, 10:34:17 PM
Queen Elsa of Arendelle

Who was Jake?
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Post by: Jingle on August 14, 2015, 12:06:51 AM
Firestar's lover

What happened to Longtail?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 14, 2015, 12:38:31 AM
He was blinded by seeing Sandstorm at a bad moment.

Who is Leafstar's mate?
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Post by: Darkstar on August 14, 2015, 01:36:57 AM
Billy Joel.


What is the name of the sixth book in the second series?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 14, 2015, 12:33:25 PM
"sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset, swiftly flow the days."

What took off Berrynose's tail?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 14, 2015, 01:31:48 PM
Nothing. He still has a full tail; he just wears a tiny invisibility cloak on the end of it.



Who is the current deputy of ShadowClan?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 14, 2015, 01:39:20 PM
a very intimidating frog.

who saved littlecloud and whitethroat?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 14, 2015, 02:19:34 PM
not Runningnose that's for sure -ZING-


What was Leafpool named for?
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Post by: Scar on August 14, 2015, 02:25:26 PM
ThunderClan has a swimming pool in the middle of their camp and during leaf-fall, it would fill with stray leaves. It was very annoying.

Where did Scourge come from?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 14, 2015, 05:41:41 PM
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.



Who are Brightheart's parents?
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Post by: Scar on August 14, 2015, 05:46:05 PM
Tigerstar and Spottedleaf.

Why can't medicine cats have mates?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 14, 2015, 06:02:24 PM
Because medicine cats are so attractive that wars would break out over who gets to be their mate.



What is the suffix used in apprentices' names?
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Post by: Scar on August 14, 2015, 06:04:02 PM
-cloud
(in french, anyway)

What was the prophecy Bluestar received from StarClan, right before she met Rusty?
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Post by: rowan on August 14, 2015, 06:23:15 PM
"Don't forget to buy paper towels when you're shopping!"

What was Scourge's original name?
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Post by: Scar on August 14, 2015, 06:39:36 PM
Mr. Bojangles

What animal did Firestar see as his reflection in The Darkest Hour?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 14, 2015, 07:18:56 PM
A llama.


What is the fourth book of The New Prophecy?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 14, 2015, 10:06:33 PM
lightstar.

what is skyclan's talent?
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Post by: Scar on August 14, 2015, 10:09:55 PM
They can fly. That's why they're called SkyClan.

Who was the first leader of ShadowClan?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 14, 2015, 10:20:23 PM
satan!

who is the mother of jayfeather, hollyleaf, and lionblaze?
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Post by: Scar on August 14, 2015, 10:22:24 PM
Tawnypelt

At what age do kits become apprentices?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 14, 2015, 10:23:39 PM
once they're old enough to not be annoying.
some never become apprentices.

why did skyclan leave the forest?
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Post by: Scar on August 14, 2015, 10:26:26 PM
They were eliminated off of the elimination game, and are apparently very sore losers.

Why did Blackstar listen to Sol?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 14, 2015, 11:00:11 PM
he thought sol was pretty.

why does spottedleaf love firestar?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 15, 2015, 09:41:50 AM
She doesn't, she is in fact confusing him with someone else (because she is colorblind)

How did Swiftpaw die?
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Post by: Scar on August 15, 2015, 12:00:16 PM
Brightheart rejected him

Who attacked Rusty in Into the Wild?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 15, 2015, 12:31:28 PM
practically everyone.

who is stoneteller?
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Post by: Scar on August 15, 2015, 12:37:58 PM
He's a bank teller who's always stoned. They nicknamed him "stoneteller"

What's the second book of the second arc called?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 15, 2015, 02:16:38 PM
death of the pretty cat.

who is princess?
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Post by: rowan on August 15, 2015, 02:26:27 PM
(http://images.neopets.com/games/cheat/7_angry.gif)

this is princess

Who predicted the eclipse?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 15, 2015, 03:17:56 PM
NASA.

why did stormfur stay with the tribe?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 15, 2015, 03:21:16 PM
because their waterfall game was TOO STRONG

Why did the clans leave the forest?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 15, 2015, 06:47:02 PM
Because none of them had qualifications in forestry, so the job prospects weren't very good.


Who was Firestar's first apprentice?
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Post by: rowan on August 15, 2015, 07:22:17 PM
Jayfeather!

Who were the cats who founded the Clans?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 15, 2015, 07:54:06 PM
Water...earth...fire...air.

Who is the oldest living Clan cat?
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Post by: rowan on August 15, 2015, 08:09:37 PM
Purdy!

How many cats went to visit Midnight?
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Post by: Splashy on August 15, 2015, 08:17:46 PM
pi. pi cats went.

Who killed Hawkfrost? 
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Post by: rowan on August 15, 2015, 08:42:16 PM
The beavers did, ofc.

What was Jayfeather's power?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 15, 2015, 08:51:15 PM
Being sassy.

Why did Hollyleaf leave the Clans?
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Post by: Wryfinch on August 15, 2015, 08:52:27 PM
Because there was no blueberry soda.

Who was Yellowfang's father?
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Post by: rowan on August 15, 2015, 08:54:02 PM
Jake was her father.

Why did Firestar join ThunderClan?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 16, 2015, 09:08:31 AM
Because you get free stickers if you join.



What is the real name of Twolegplace?
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Post by: Splashy on August 16, 2015, 11:37:34 AM
Equestria

Who were Bluestar's kits?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 16, 2015, 11:47:25 AM
Goosefeather, Duchess from The Aristocats, and a bloke called Dave from Wolverhampton.



What sort of habitat do RiverClan live in?
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Post by: Scar on August 16, 2015, 05:10:30 PM
They live in the middle of the desert, and frequently burrow underground to keep cool.

What is WindClan's prey of choice?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 16, 2015, 07:17:58 PM
Haggis.


Who is the main villain in the first series?
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Post by: rowan on August 16, 2015, 08:35:08 PM
Smudge.

Who killed Redtail?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 16, 2015, 08:45:57 PM
rock. the character, not the object.

what does jayfeather become obsessed with?
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Post by: Splashy on August 16, 2015, 08:46:49 PM
How buff Brambleclaw is.

Who is Dustpelt's mate?
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Post by: Scar on August 16, 2015, 09:10:59 PM
Onestar

Who was the father of Bluestar's kits?
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Post by: Jingle on August 16, 2015, 10:44:01 PM
Greystripe

Why did Tawneypelt decide to stay in ShadowClan?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 17, 2015, 12:49:58 PM
She really liked the taste of frogs.

why does hollyleaf decide to become a warrior apprentice instead?
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Post by: Scar on August 17, 2015, 12:51:25 PM
She had a super big crush on Dustpelt and knew she couldn't try to steal him from Ferncloud if she was a medicine cat.

What's the title of the third book of the first arc?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 17, 2015, 01:39:33 PM
"stop it, graystripe!"

why does ravenpaw leave thunderclan?
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Post by: Scar on August 17, 2015, 01:52:59 PM
He has a crush on Graypaw but Harper Collins won't allow gay cats, so in his anguish he runs away.

What Clan does Firestar reunite in Firestar's Quest?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 17, 2015, 03:14:57 PM
The Spice Girls.


What is the main prophecy of the first series?
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Post by: Splashy on August 17, 2015, 09:27:30 PM
out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tigger and holy.

Where did the clans move to in the second series? 
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Post by: Scar on August 17, 2015, 09:29:20 PM
They moved to San Francisco to open a trendy cupcake shop.

Who was Yellowfang's kit?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 11:11:50 AM
yes.
yes was her first kit.

SkyClan has a different code than the clans, what are one of these new rules?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 11:25:07 AM
"You must not ever EVER use your flight powers for evil. They must only be used for good."

How many Clans exist in the Warriors series?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 11:54:15 AM
BloodClan is the only True Clan
What are Firestar's final words?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 11:56:32 AM
"You're a fool, and stupid too!"

What is RiverClan's signature prey?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 12:25:18 PM
pepe the frog
Who gives Bramblestar a life?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 18, 2015, 01:02:02 PM
The ghost of his Sick Abs

What disaster struck Thunderclan and ended up claiming Yellowfang's life?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 01:06:53 PM
Hawkfrost's mixtape dropped and it was straight fire

Why did the Clans leave the Old Forest?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 01:42:40 PM
A bunch of tourists moved in and kept hogging up the good fast food restaurants.

Are there four trees on the island?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2015, 05:02:52 PM
No, there are four garden gnomes.


What did Firestar choose as Brightpaw's warrior name?
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Post by: rowan on August 18, 2015, 06:38:13 PM
Brighteyes.

What was Lionblaze's power?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 06:58:37 PM
becoming bramblekit

who did tigerstar have kits with?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 18, 2015, 07:17:59 PM
scourges mom (poor scourge never even knew he killed his father it's so tragic)

who was graystripes second mate?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 07:19:51 PM
Quote from: Darkforestwarrior on August 18, 2015, 07:17:59 PM
scourges mom (poor scourge never even knew he killed his father it's so tragic)
Headcannon.

Graystripe had no second mate???? What r u tlking bout????? Silverstream5evar

What was the name of Scourge's second-in-command?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 07:22:57 PM
Bonehead.
What happened to Heavystep?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 07:23:57 PM
He stepped so heavily one day that it created a hole in the earth that he fell into. He was never seen again.

Who was Bluestar's mother?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2015, 07:25:46 PM
Queen Elizabeth II.


What is Leafpool named after?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 07:26:49 PM
Pool-leaf, a radical anthropomorphic pile of leaves

What does fireheart have in common with scourge?
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Post by: Splashy on August 18, 2015, 07:27:23 PM
They're both secretly unicorn fairies.

Who is Cinderheart the reincarnation of? 
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 07:28:37 PM
Cinderfart, the wise and windy

What do the clan cats even do?
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Post by: rowan on August 18, 2015, 07:29:17 PM
sin

Who was Mothwing's apprentice?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 07:30:55 PM
Scuttlebutt

Why don't humans ever notice the cats except for that one time?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2015, 07:31:21 PM
Because the cats all wear little camouflage jackets.



Who was the first character to die in A Dangerous Path?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 07:32:18 PM
Scourge's soul and conscious 

What killed Snowkit?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 07:33:05 PM
A canary

Why didn't Fireheart tell anyone about Whitethroat?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 07:35:45 PM
He had a big crush on him and didn't want anyone else to know about him, for fear that they would steal his heart and Fireheart would have to go back to crushing on a dead she-cat.

What did Tigerstar do to attract dogs to the ThunderClan camp?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 07:37:10 PM
he slept with each one and convinced them to attack the camp for daddy

Who fell off the mountain?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 07:38:39 PM
Omg

Ravenpaw, but we don't know that yet because the Erins haven't released the book that explains how he died.

Speaking of, who was Ravenpaw's boyfriend roommate in the barn?
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Post by: Splashy on August 18, 2015, 07:40:38 PM
Tiggerstra!

Who got kidnapped by a hawk? 
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2015, 07:41:30 PM
Blizz. (See what I did there :3)


What Clan is Littlecloud in?
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Post by: Scar on August 18, 2015, 07:47:11 PM
CloudClan obviously

Who was the first leader of ShadowClan?
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Post by: Splashy on August 18, 2015, 07:52:23 PM
v clever Dust

batman obviously

Where do cats go when they die? 
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2015, 07:53:05 PM
On holiday.



What is the remedy used to treat greencough?
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Post by: Darkstar on August 18, 2015, 07:53:39 PM
Cocaine.


Who is ThunderClan's current medicine cat?
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Post by: rowan on August 18, 2015, 07:54:13 PM
Smokepaw!

Where does the Tribe live?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2015, 07:54:34 PM
Huddersfield.


Who was Leafpool's mentor?
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Post by: Splashy on August 18, 2015, 07:56:01 PM
Puff the Magic Dragon of course

Who was Firestar's first deputy? 
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Post by: rowan on August 18, 2015, 07:57:26 PM
Bluestar!

Who was Firestar's mate?
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 08:01:41 PM
a stuffed animal that everyone just accepted into the clan as one of their own

how do starclan cats die?
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Post by: Splashy on August 18, 2015, 08:02:46 PM
they explode when they have too much catnip into a burst of rainbows

What cats went on the journey to the Sun Drown place? 
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2015, 08:21:22 PM
Thistleclaw, a black and white cat named Sprinkles, the Ghost of Leafbare Past, and two dozen kittypets.



Where does Scourge live?
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Post by: Darkstar on August 18, 2015, 10:00:31 PM
In his mom's basement.


Which Clan did Talonstar lead?
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Post by: Splashy on August 18, 2015, 10:07:38 PM
KitstealingClan for Eagles

Who gives leaders their lives? 
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Post by: lavender on August 18, 2015, 10:19:49 PM
they find them in select cereal boxes, but they have to eat all the cereal first or their mamas will kill them

Why does Hawkfrost need Brambleclaw in the new world order?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2015, 06:42:02 AM
To be his secretary.


What did Hawkfrost leave outside Mudfur's den to help Mothwing become a medicine cat?
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Post by: Jingle on August 19, 2015, 10:33:03 AM
A very professional looking resume

Why did SkyClan leave the forest?
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Post by: lavender on August 19, 2015, 10:46:49 AM
The other clans were peer pressuring them into trying cow milk and catnip without a medicine cat's permission and they did the responsible thing and left
Where did Cloudpaw always disappear to?
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Post by: Jingle on August 19, 2015, 02:34:14 PM
the moon

How did Longtail become blinded?
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Post by: lavender on August 19, 2015, 02:37:17 PM
He looked too intensely into Firestar's pelt, which was literally fire.

Why doesn't Brightheart get another apprentice?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2015, 03:02:38 PM
Because she keeps firing them.


What is Jayfeather's role in ThunderClan?
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Post by: Lightning on August 19, 2015, 03:18:12 PM
ThunderClan's leader.

Who is Dappletail?
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Post by: Jingle on August 19, 2015, 03:20:10 PM
A wise old fish that lives in the lake

What were the Ancient Clans?
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Post by: Scar on August 19, 2015, 04:05:49 PM
They were Clans populated exclusively by old cats.

What WindClan leader has his own Special Edition?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2015, 05:32:52 PM
David Cameron. (Britain is apparently the windiest country in Europe, so we're officially WindClan now :P)


Name three plants commonly used by medicine cats.
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Post by: Scar on August 19, 2015, 05:36:56 PM
Twinkies, Jack Daniels, and medicinal marijuana

What do ShadowClan cats normally eat?
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Post by: Lightning on August 19, 2015, 05:45:06 PM
shrimp and lobster

Who was the founder of the Tribe of Rushing Water?
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Post by: lavender on August 19, 2015, 05:50:48 PM
A sentient spring. Their name was Chauncy.

What are Daylight Warriors?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2015, 06:11:12 PM
Cats who are only warriors over the summer period, during Daylight Saving Time.



What is the third book in The Power of Three?
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Post by: lavender on August 19, 2015, 06:31:34 PM
A Journey Into the Earth to Recover the Stolen Crystal Gem that Restores Firestar to the Relevancy of the Plot but Not Actually because Hollypaw is a FAKE

Why is Firestar so obsessed with Spottedleaf?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2015, 06:42:58 PM
Because she's his favourite actress and he'd very much like her autograph.



What did Bluestar change Brightpaw's name to?
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Post by: Scar on August 19, 2015, 06:45:24 PM
Brightdogattackvictim

What cats went to find a new territory in the second arc?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2015, 06:49:59 PM
HF, Garfield, and my cat Dana.



What type of animal is Midnight?
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Post by: Scar on August 19, 2015, 07:20:43 PM
She is a narwhal

What is the first prey that Firepaw eats when he joins ThunderClan?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2015, 07:24:36 PM
An enormous purple squirrel.


How many mates has Whitestorm had?
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Post by: Scar on August 19, 2015, 07:29:38 PM
0, he's asexual.
After all, why be touched by others when you can be touched by StarClan every day?

What Clan did Tigerstar become leader of?
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Post by: Jingle on August 19, 2015, 10:28:50 PM
frillclan

who was firestar's sister?
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Post by: lavender on August 20, 2015, 10:06:19 AM
A campfire

What kind of land does WindClan live on?
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Post by: Jingle on August 20, 2015, 02:03:10 PM
an underwater aquatic landscape

Who was greystripe's mentor?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 20, 2015, 06:47:34 PM
lionheart's ghost.

who is the best hunter in thunderclan?
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Post by: lavender on August 20, 2015, 07:06:32 PM
Cedric Diggory, an excellent finder

What are some common traits of each of the four original clans?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 21, 2015, 02:01:48 PM
ThunderClan are as swift as a coursing river, RiverClan have all the force of a great typhoon, ShadowClan have all the strength of a raging fire, and WindClan are mysterious as the dark side of the moon.


What was Firestar's warrior name?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 21, 2015, 02:14:41 PM
fireprotag!

what is the place at the lake where medicine cats meet with starclan called?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 21, 2015, 02:36:20 PM
The Silverpelt Conference Room.


In which book did Bluestar die?
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Post by: Meadowbreeze on August 22, 2015, 08:52:10 AM
Happy fun time book!

Who is Tawnypelt?
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Post by: Scar on August 22, 2015, 08:55:40 AM
Yellowfang's secret other kit
DUN DUN DUUUUN

Where did Ravenpaw live when he left the Clans?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 22, 2015, 01:56:28 PM
In a pineapple under the sea.


How did Halftail lose half of his tail?
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Post by: Scar on August 22, 2015, 02:23:13 PM
In a terrible skiing accident.

What was the name of Bluestar's sister?
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Post by: Tom on August 22, 2015, 02:57:04 PM
Bluemoon.

Who is BloodClan's medicine cat?
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Post by: Splashy on August 22, 2015, 02:58:32 PM
Bluestar's Chill

What is the leader of the Tribe called? 
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Post by: Scar on August 22, 2015, 02:59:25 PM
The Spirit of Christmas

What do the Clan cats call summer?
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Post by: Tom on August 22, 2015, 03:03:22 PM
Beach time.

Why did Tigerclaw betray Bluestar?
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Post by: Splashy on August 22, 2015, 03:26:02 PM
Because he wanted to steal her cookies. 

What did Ashfur have against the three? 
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Post by: Scar on August 22, 2015, 03:27:54 PM
They were stealing away his attention from the good people of Ww

Who were the three's real parents?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 22, 2015, 05:11:18 PM
Scourge and One-Eye.



What was Berrynose worried Firestar would name him?
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Post by: Scar on August 22, 2015, 05:12:58 PM
Berrysmoothie

Why do leaders get nine lives?
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Post by: lavender on August 22, 2015, 05:25:12 PM
to party harder than the rest

What is lavender used for canonically?
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Post by: Splashy on August 22, 2015, 05:26:56 PM
Helping cats make better puns.

What is catmint used for?
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Post by: Tom on August 22, 2015, 05:33:32 PM
Making catmint tea :)

Why are dogs so dangerous to the clans?
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Post by: lavender on August 22, 2015, 05:37:20 PM
They encourage bad behavior like skipping school and taking catmint without prescriptions from medicine cats

Why can't other animals talk to cats like Midnight could?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 22, 2015, 07:02:39 PM
Because they all failed their Cat Language GCSE.


In what type of building do Ravenpaw and Barley live?
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Post by: Lightning on August 22, 2015, 07:59:50 PM
A skyscraper.

What is coltsfoot, and is it dangerous to cats?
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Post by: Scar on August 22, 2015, 09:07:10 PM
Coltsfoot is a psychedelic drug, and it is VERY dangerous to cats! Drugs ruin lives!

What do medicine cats do? 
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Post by: Darkstar on August 23, 2015, 05:17:15 AM
They do the Harlem Shake.


How did Whitethroat die?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 23, 2015, 09:08:56 AM
He had an unfortunate throat accident and choked to death  :shocked:

What happened to Fallen Leaves in the caves?

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Post by: Splashy on August 23, 2015, 03:38:49 PM
He fell, and he couldn't get up. Should've gotten life alert. 

How did Yellowfang die?
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Post by: rowan on August 23, 2015, 03:43:30 PM
She got lost and was too embarrassed to try and find her way home.

Why did Crowfeather and Leafpool run off together?
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Post by: Scar on August 23, 2015, 03:54:51 PM
They didn't; they accidentally discovered the new entrance to Narnia and got lost for a while.

Who is Crowfeather and Nightcloud's son?
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Post by: lavender on August 23, 2015, 05:52:05 PM
Darth Vader, also known as Anakin Skywalker

Why did they call the opening of the cave to the moonstone "mother mouth"?
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Post by: Scar on August 23, 2015, 06:21:58 PM
Because newborn kits are constantly poppin' outta there.

Why were the Clans named the way they were?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 23, 2015, 06:50:31 PM
They are named after the cats' habitats: ThunderClan live on a large grey cloud, ShadowClan live in a shadow (and have to follow it around as the sun moves through the sky), RiverClan live in a river and have gills that allow them to breathe there, and WindClan live in the middle of a tornado.

SkyClan just float aimlessly in the air, while BloodClan live in the bloodstream of every living being. The Tribe of Running Water live in a tap.



What rank was Whitestorm when he died?
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Post by: Splashy on August 23, 2015, 06:52:19 PM
He was an Alicorn.

What is the Dark Forest?
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Post by: lavender on August 23, 2015, 07:01:07 PM
A hella turnt party that only cool cats get into

What is Lionblaze's power?
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Post by: rowan on August 23, 2015, 07:06:52 PM
He has the ability to summon meatballs at will.

Why does Fallen Leaves live in the tunnels?
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Post by: lavender on August 23, 2015, 07:10:14 PM
He's a 2012 hipster that wanted to be literally underground

What were the implications of the life that Spottedleaf gave Firestar?
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Post by: Splashy on August 23, 2015, 07:23:20 PM
He would fall in love with every single medicine cat he ever encountered. All of them.

How did Silverstream die? 
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Post by: lavender on August 23, 2015, 09:28:42 PM
Rocking out too hard to Slayer

How far was it from the old forest to the lake territory?
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Post by: Darkstar on August 24, 2015, 02:38:09 AM
One step forward and two steps back.

Why don't Cloudtail and Mothwing believe in StarClan?
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Post by: lavender on August 24, 2015, 07:57:25 AM
Because they're already dead inside and so they must pretend to be euphoric in that place

What happened to BloodClan after Scourge died?
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Post by: Scar on August 24, 2015, 01:06:35 PM
His two daughters took over the Clan, both more ruthless than their father, and so the Clan spent the rest of their days hunting down anything they saw~

Where do the "bad cats" go when they die?
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Post by: Tom on August 24, 2015, 01:08:00 PM
HELLCLAN

What colour is Sol?
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Post by: Scar on August 24, 2015, 01:15:43 PM
Sol is actually Clifford the Big Red Dog
So he is red.

Why did Ravenpaw leave the Clans?
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Post by: Tom on August 24, 2015, 01:28:23 PM
To join the cast of 'That's So Raven'.
Why is there a lake in the new territory?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 24, 2015, 03:59:13 PM
So the cats would have somewhere to go windsurfing.


Why did Crowfeather choose "feather" as his suffix?
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Post by: Scar on August 24, 2015, 04:24:47 PM
Because he's very dainty

How did the Clans find a new territory?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 24, 2015, 05:02:15 PM
Using a Satnav.


What is the significance of the stick Jayfeather finds near the lake?
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Post by: Tom on August 24, 2015, 05:48:46 PM
It makes the best windsurfing paddle ever!

Why was Scourge so strong?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 24, 2015, 05:52:19 PM
Because he eats all his broccoli and spinach, unlike Cloudtail.



What is the name of the river that flows between ThunderClan and RiverClan territory?
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Post by: Tom on August 24, 2015, 05:55:46 PM
The River Styx :0

What is actually at the Twolegplace in the Old Territory? Why are all the cats so secretive about it?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 24, 2015, 10:26:53 PM
a drug nest.

why did hollyleaf kill ashfur?
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Post by: Tom on August 24, 2015, 10:53:43 PM
She is a serial killer.

Who killed Hawkfrost and why?
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Post by: lavender on August 24, 2015, 11:14:23 PM
Ww, to prevent further misdeeds (but we were thwarted by time travel clones)

What are the allegiances for?
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Post by: tinyfeather on August 24, 2015, 11:38:05 PM
learning what a cat doesn't look like.

who is firestar's first love?
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Post by: Splashy on August 24, 2015, 11:40:34 PM
obviously Starkit

What happens if a cat eats Deathberries?
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Post by: Tom on August 25, 2015, 06:21:09 AM
They evolve to their ultimate form

How do RiverClan cats swim so well?
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Post by: lavender on August 25, 2015, 09:44:26 AM
(click to show/hide)

What gem is the Moonstone?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 25, 2015, 01:50:57 PM
Cubic zirconium.


How many lives does a Clan leader have?
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Post by: Scar on August 25, 2015, 04:45:53 PM
OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!

What do the Clans call winter?
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Post by: lavender on August 25, 2015, 05:57:09 PM
freezy-freezy-cold-not-fun time

What did Tigerstar try to lead to the ThunderClan camp?
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Post by: Scar on August 25, 2015, 06:10:41 PM
Mormons looking to recruit

How does StarClan communicate with the Clans?
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Post by: lavender on August 25, 2015, 06:19:11 PM
very aggressive shouting at random intervals

Who killed Redtail?
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Post by: Scar on August 25, 2015, 06:21:40 PM
Diabetes

Who was the father of Bluestar's kits?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 25, 2015, 06:34:30 PM
There was no father. She reproduced through mitosis. That's why Mistyfoot and Stonefur look so much like her.



What type of cat did Tigerstar strongly dislike?
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Post by: Scar on August 25, 2015, 06:42:40 PM
Black cats. He's a racist.

Why didn't Firestar trust Bramblekit?
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Post by: lavender on August 25, 2015, 07:39:59 PM
he was too buff and handsome

Where do dead Tribe cats go?
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Post by: Scar on August 25, 2015, 07:54:38 PM
To Purrrgatory

Where do the Tribe cats live?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 25, 2015, 11:10:33 PM
In a shoebox in the middle of the road.

On that note... where does SkyClan live these days?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Teezy on August 25, 2015, 11:14:59 PM
A former nuclear testing site.

What do the clans use as bandages?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 25, 2015, 11:21:28 PM
Tissues infused with Eucalyptus.

Could you give me a short summary of the social structure of BloodClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 26, 2015, 10:33:15 AM
We have 4 members and we like plotting board dominations... all sneaky-like...
Also I'm the medicine cat because their our know rules

What's the series after TPOT about?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Jingle on August 26, 2015, 04:07:29 PM
Firestar again.

who goes to live with barley on the farm?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 26, 2015, 04:27:37 PM
Old McDonald (and on that farm he had some cats).


What are Firestar and Sandstorm's daughters called?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Jingle on August 26, 2015, 04:43:55 PM
LoudyMcShoutsALot and ThatOneThat'sNotOrange

Who are the real parents of Jayfeather, Lionblaze and Hollyleaf?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 26, 2015, 05:05:44 PM
Jake/Graystripe

Why did Firestar join the clans originally?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 26, 2015, 07:29:51 PM
he didn't want an encounter with the cutter and no other reason than that (except to also hit on medicine cats)

Who is Sasha?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 27, 2015, 12:31:43 AM
A duck who befriends Graystripe midway through the first sedies. She is tragically killed by a misfired arrow, sparking the climactic clash against the Twolegs at the end of the series.

Fun fact: I honestly can't remember who she is. :#

Who is Millie?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on August 27, 2015, 10:45:39 AM
Millie does not exist. >:c

Who was Silverstream's father?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 27, 2015, 03:12:03 PM
Graystripe...

What is the name of Graystripe's first kit?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 27, 2015, 06:19:01 PM
Reginald

Who is Firestar's father?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on August 27, 2015, 06:39:17 PM
TIGGERSTAR!!1111!


Why did the Clans leave the Old Forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 27, 2015, 11:00:48 PM
To escape the ducks

Who was in the team which scouted out the new territory?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Splashy on August 27, 2015, 11:02:29 PM
Charlie the Unicorn, Pepe the Frog, Llamas with Hats, and Puff the Magic Dragon, who are all tribe cats. obviously.

What is a Daylight Warrior?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 27, 2015, 11:08:02 PM
A vampire who can go out during the day

Where will the third territory be?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 28, 2015, 08:47:31 AM
the moon. the clans will all have a space race and then realize they have no oxygen on the moon's surface

Why couldn't Graystripe make the move to the lake?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 28, 2015, 05:31:47 PM
He was dead :'(
That sounds like an intense third territory. xD
Why are there so few cats in the first series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on August 28, 2015, 07:18:30 PM
Feline AIDS. The cats never used protection. :'c

Who was Firestar's first apprentice?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 28, 2015, 08:23:00 PM
Bluestar.

Who was Tigerstar's first mate?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on August 28, 2015, 08:24:09 PM
HOBEAR

Who was Tigerstar's mother?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 28, 2015, 08:25:30 PM
Tigerstar.

What is Graystripe's OTP?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on August 28, 2015, 08:29:01 PM
JayxStick obv

What WindClan cat did Lionblaze have a crush on?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 28, 2015, 10:05:38 PM
Onestar

How did Jayfeather escape the Tunnels?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on August 28, 2015, 10:11:43 PM
He rode his stick out

Who represented ShadowClan on the journey to find Midnight?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 28, 2015, 10:20:27 PM
Umbreon
What clan custom is sadly left behind at the old forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on August 28, 2015, 10:31:36 PM
Eating dinner every night with the family.
Now they all just eat in their rooms.
What is this country coming to?

What was the name of the very first Warriors book?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 28, 2015, 11:48:57 PM
Pokemon: Yellow Version

Why are the clans always fighting?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 29, 2015, 10:02:57 AM
They're competing to be the next Food Network Star, and tensions are high

Why didn't Hollyleaf get a power?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 29, 2015, 03:50:46 PM
She forgot to have one :(

Why did The Three actually get powers?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on August 29, 2015, 05:19:15 PM
starclan gets really bored up there.

what does lionblaze spend his apprenticeship secretly doing?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 29, 2015, 05:27:35 PM
denying his supposed father's angsty lineage

What happens to Smudge?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on August 29, 2015, 05:28:32 PM
he starts his own clan in barley's barn.

why does princess give up cloudkit?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Splashy on August 30, 2015, 10:03:20 PM
Because she was becoming a dragon and could not care for a kitten anymore.

Who was Firestar's mentor?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 31, 2015, 09:07:58 AM
Sir Alan Sugar. That's why his TV show is called "The Apprentice".


What was Tallstar's warrior name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: thunderpetal on September 07, 2015, 10:02:01 AM
derpface
how did flametail die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on September 07, 2015, 11:39:44 AM
he drank 4 four lokos, a redbull, a venom, and 3 five hour energys in what was the grossest display of trying to become energized ever

What did Firepaw do to his collar shortly after losing it?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on September 07, 2015, 05:34:29 PM
Put it in a museum.


Which Clan did Tawnypelt move to?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Lightning on September 07, 2015, 05:48:06 PM
Quote from: Dustfeather on September 07, 2015, 05:34:29 PM
Put it in a museum.

Which Clan did Tawnypelt move to?
SwampClan.

If Bluestar and Whitestorm are aunt and nephew, what does that make Cinderheart to Bluestar?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 07, 2015, 06:05:44 PM
Third cousins once removed and twice married into.

What Clan did Rusty first encounter?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on September 07, 2015, 08:24:59 PM
BloodClan, as Smudge was secretly the leader the whole time.

Why does Firepaw like Spottedleaf?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on September 08, 2015, 07:34:27 PM
Because she's not a waffle.


Which two apprentices got attacked by the dog pack?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 08, 2015, 07:36:06 PM
That's a trick question: it was actually Midnight the badger and Barley.

What do mentors teach their apprentices?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on September 08, 2015, 07:42:10 PM
how to win hearts

Where did the clans begin?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on September 09, 2015, 03:13:15 PM
in space!

what is hollypaw obsessed with?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 09, 2015, 04:13:13 PM
Star Wars

What is Firestar's actual eye color?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 11, 2015, 05:20:22 AM
Rainbow :0

Where is the tallest tree in the forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 11, 2015, 07:27:27 AM
It's actually in the middle of a two leg house during the winter, and it's called a Christmas tree.

Who is Cloudtail's mother?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Lightning on September 11, 2015, 07:55:50 AM
Spottedleaf.

What is the name of the place where (mostly good) cats go when they die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 11, 2015, 08:30:32 AM
Heaven. Haven't you read the Bible? It specifically talks about good cats in the New Testament.

Where did Rusty come from?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on September 12, 2015, 07:39:29 PM
Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much..



Who did Leafpool save from drowning early in The New Prophecy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Holley on September 19, 2015, 01:46:29 PM
a rogue frog that wasn't actually drowning...\\


Why were Fireheart and Greystripe friends?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: foxfur on September 20, 2015, 08:23:34 PM
Because they both had a mutual hatred of Bluestar's new band.
Who REALLY killed Redtail?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 20, 2015, 08:24:24 PM
It was HOLYLEAF!!!!!!!

What were the names of Daisy's kits?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: foxfur on September 20, 2015, 08:27:33 PM
1. Donald Trump  2. Dank Meme  3. Stalin


What was the original name of the tribe of rushing water?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 20, 2015, 08:33:38 PM
The Waterfall Fanboys

What Clan did Tawnypelt join?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on September 25, 2015, 08:59:56 PM
bly skood

who is cloudstar?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 25, 2015, 09:13:29 PM
It's a star named cloud. All the other stars make fun of him.

Where did the hawk take Snowkit?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 26, 2015, 01:23:53 AM
to the angelic SkyClan.
we have snowkit now.

What is Sandpaw's warrior name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: rowan on September 26, 2015, 01:25:24 AM
Sandshrew is her name, ofc!

Who gave Firestar his nine lives?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 26, 2015, 07:46:45 AM
OMG ALTOID

Phoenix downs did.

Why did Ravenpaw leave the clans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 26, 2015, 09:13:29 AM
Because Pepe drove him out.

What alone can save our clans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 26, 2015, 04:35:33 PM
Still pepe tbh

How did Tigerstar die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: fireheart on September 26, 2015, 04:37:52 PM
he was a naughty child and was put in the pear wiggler

why didn't nightstar receive nine lives?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 26, 2015, 04:46:32 PM
omfg xD

StarClan tried, but they missed and the lives ended up going into Mousefur instead.

Why did Stormfur leave the clans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 26, 2015, 05:58:31 PM
Because he was tired of all their mandarin

How did Firestar lose his first life?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 26, 2015, 07:57:49 PM
In a hilarious jet ski accident.

Why was Scourge so angry?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 26, 2015, 09:12:38 PM
Because somebody told him to git gud

How did Scourge die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 26, 2015, 11:04:30 PM
never did git gud. got rekt.

how old was Hawkfrost when he died?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 26, 2015, 11:04:52 PM
69

How did Bluestar die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 26, 2015, 11:06:07 PM
kinky

Her home planet summoned her. She flew into outer space and ran out of air. (She also had no chill).

Why did Bluestar have so little chill?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 26, 2015, 11:34:26 PM
Because she married Tigerstar

Why was Tigerstar such a colossal jackwagon?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 27, 2015, 03:03:04 AM
Because his name is Tigger and yet he can't bounce. :(

What is Firestar's favourite food?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 27, 2015, 04:53:27 AM
Ass

What is the name of Firestar's mate?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 27, 2015, 05:37:32 AM
Also Ass, coincidentally.
.. oh dear

Why did everyone hate Firepaw?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 27, 2015, 05:53:34 AM
Because he wouldn't stop playing Wonderwall on his acoustic guitar.

Why did the Clans have to move?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 27, 2015, 06:06:11 AM
Because maybeeeee fire's gonna be the one to save yeeeee
.. I'll keep trying

Because the trees came to life and started eating people.

Why do RiverClan cats eat fish?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 27, 2015, 06:15:49 AM
Religious reasons.

Why do the clans worship StarClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 27, 2015, 07:41:18 AM
Because stars are close to the sky and SkyClan are the real subjects of worship <3

Why are the clans scared of dogs?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 27, 2015, 11:27:23 AM
Because they looked at them weirdly

How many lives do Clan leaders have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 27, 2015, 12:03:55 PM
Over 9,000

Why did SkyClan leave the other Clans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 27, 2015, 12:12:51 PM
Because we were just too good for them.

Who is the leader of SkyClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 27, 2015, 01:29:00 PM
Idiotstar

What do RiverClan fish primarily eat?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 27, 2015, 01:34:10 PM
Puppies.

What was Firestar's kittypet name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 27, 2015, 05:21:11 PM
Scourge.
Dun dun duuuunnnnnnnnnnn

What was Bluestar's warrior name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 27, 2015, 06:12:55 PM
Blueballs

What was Tigerstar's motive?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 27, 2015, 10:29:48 PM
Omfg xD

His motive was to kill all Twolegs.

Who was Cloudtail's mother?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: rowan on September 27, 2015, 10:58:56 PM
Bluestar was his mom O:

Who were the first leaders?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 28, 2015, 02:40:01 AM
Steve and Mary.

Why do the cats avoid eating deathberries?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 28, 2015, 08:59:19 AM
Because they give them really bad trips.

What was Jayfeather's role in the Clan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 28, 2015, 04:32:25 PM
The token gay.

What is a Twoleg monster?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on September 28, 2015, 04:37:26 PM
Small children. They're absolute monsters.

What did Tigerstar have attack ThunderClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 28, 2015, 05:00:50 PM
I DON'T KNOW I'M SORRY

What was the first prophecy from StarClan in the series? (By release date)
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 28, 2015, 08:42:26 PM
You gonna die

What animal are the characters in Warriors?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 29, 2015, 01:32:57 AM
Goldfish

Then... why do they have claws? 
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 29, 2015, 11:59:02 AM
Because they sacrificed their children to Satan.

What is the Dark Forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 29, 2015, 03:33:38 PM
METAL

It's just another name for the forest at night.

Where did the ancient cats come from?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 29, 2015, 03:41:39 PM
Ancientopia

Where did Firestar come from?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 29, 2015, 03:43:40 PM
Firestarabasta.

Where did Snowkit come from?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 29, 2015, 04:04:55 PM
Space

Where do the cats go after they die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 30, 2015, 02:40:12 AM
Back to space.

Why do only female warriors become queens?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 30, 2015, 09:07:42 AM
Because the patriarchy

Why do the Clans dislike each other a lot of the time?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 30, 2015, 02:26:35 PM
Because Firejerk sucks :(

Why aren't the clans vegetarian?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 30, 2015, 03:59:46 PM
Because they love killing.

What will the seventh arc be called?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 30, 2015, 04:47:57 PM
The Seventh Kit of a Seventh Kit

Why does ShadowClan eat road kill?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 30, 2015, 05:15:43 PM
Because they suck.

Why does ShadowClan suck so much?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 30, 2015, 05:35:02 PM
Dude no. This is the wrong answers to warriors. You got that one right.

Suckiness is a gene that has been cross bred into Shadow clan over the years. :U

Why is SkyClan so amazing?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 30, 2015, 07:00:50 PM
Because we were born that way.

What are the names of Firestar's children?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 30, 2015, 07:25:00 PM
He named them all Sam.

Why was Jayfeather blind?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Holley on September 30, 2015, 07:26:21 PM
he saw a Skyclanner.


why cloudtail, why?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on September 30, 2015, 07:31:36 PM
Why not? :U
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on September 30, 2015, 09:30:53 PM
What was Leafpool's role in the Clan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on October 01, 2015, 09:01:24 AM
She has been a queen for the last 3 seasons, so she kinda just helps out with the kitties

Why did Silverstream die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on October 01, 2015, 09:58:40 AM
She just wasn't dank enough for RiverClan.

What are the four Clan names?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on October 01, 2015, 04:48:41 PM
Apples, Oranges, Bananas and Grapes.

Who was Lostface?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Holley on October 01, 2015, 04:55:24 PM
your long lost sibling


Who were Fireheart's parents?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on October 01, 2015, 04:57:07 PM
Orangestar and Bananastar.

Which warriors character is this?    :cry:
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: foxfur on October 24, 2015, 05:54:13 PM
Lapis lazulipaw of course!! Do you not recognise her sad face?!


What did Princess do with herself when she wasn't talking to firestar?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on October 24, 2015, 09:49:36 PM
Tries to reassemble the Tri Force.

Who is the current leader of BloodClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Brokenstar on October 26, 2015, 02:42:34 PM
ME!!!

Who were the three?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on October 26, 2015, 03:16:02 PM
Silverstream, Spottedleaf and Lionheart.

How many clans are there?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on October 27, 2015, 11:47:23 PM
28.

Who is Bluestar's mother?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on October 28, 2015, 04:41:28 AM
Bluestar herself.

What landmark is on the ThunderClan/RiverClan border of the old territory?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Holley on October 30, 2015, 05:12:34 PM
.....that doesn't exist.....riverclan doesn't exist.....



What are the clan names?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on October 30, 2015, 05:35:13 PM
wetcatclan, winclan, roadkillclan and like.. there's one more but i can't remember what it's called. it doesn't matter much anyway.

how old is rusty at the time of his birth?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 02, 2015, 08:47:44 PM
48. He was having a mid-life crisis and decided being born would be a fulfilling thing to do.



Who are Hollyleaf's siblings?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 03, 2015, 01:38:32 AM
i love cheetah

baubleclaw and christmastree

what terrible natural disaster occurred on the day scourge was born?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on November 03, 2015, 08:14:42 PM
The expiry date of all twinkies

What was the prophecy that Spottedleaf told Bluestar at the beginning of the books?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Scar on November 03, 2015, 09:26:48 PM
"YOLO"

What are the names that the Clan cats have given the seasons?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 04, 2015, 03:20:11 AM
Greenland, Paris, Australia and Japan.

What is the moon?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 04, 2015, 09:03:22 AM
An enormous duck that leads StarClan.


What does a cat have to have done in order to become deputy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 04, 2015, 11:57:40 AM
Seduced a leader of another Clan, only to lead them to their horrible bloody demise.

How are warriors' suffixes selected when their full names are granted?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 15, 2015, 03:30:33 PM
By having the leader get super drunk and spinning the wheel of fate. Why does Tigerstar hate Firestar?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 15, 2015, 03:37:31 PM
Let's be real here. Firestar is the worst.

Why does Onestar have two tails?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 15, 2015, 04:36:23 PM
He did have three, but he had to trade the third one in at Cash Converters and never got it back.



Which National Park is the forest based on?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 15, 2015, 05:07:48 PM
It isn't actually based on a national park. rather, all the cats are collectively hallucinating that there is grass/trees/rives/etc. and they are all on Antartica.

Why was Hollypaw so frustrated with herself?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Raintalon on November 15, 2015, 05:49:08 PM
Because Mousefur is better at interpretive dance than she is.

Why doesn't Firestar like waffles?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 15, 2015, 06:37:37 PM
because a waffle killed his mother.
Why did firestar leave his kittypet life behind?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 15, 2015, 09:07:39 PM
Because he was just a poor boy from a poor family, and had to leave it all behind and face the truth.



Who is Princess?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Raintalon on November 15, 2015, 09:15:40 PM
The serial cat killer from book twenty.

Why did Bluestar decide to catch a mouse instead of a vole?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 15, 2015, 09:16:48 PM
because She was Thunder and lightning, very very frightening.

Why did Spottedleaf die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 01:13:53 AM
She knew too much

What is the role of a medicine cat?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 16, 2015, 11:10:48 AM
Medicine cats were the clan assassins.

What was the origins of the four clans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 01:37:55 PM
They come from space..

How do the cats communicate with one another?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 16, 2015, 02:30:15 PM
ASL (american sign language- get your head out of the gutter)

Who wrote the warriors series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 02:51:01 PM
It was a collaborative effort between Jane Austin and J.R.R. Tolkien

Quote from: Frosty on November 16, 2015, 02:30:15 PM
ASL (american sign language- get your head out of the gutter)
Why would my head be in the gutter? Please explain I don't understand

Why isn't this series about ducks?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 16, 2015, 03:24:50 PM
Because it's just not that cool

How many Erins are there?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 03:33:38 PM
Just one. Me. Vicky.

How many cats are there?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Holley on November 16, 2015, 03:53:11 PM
.3333333 repeating of course


how did yellowfang get her name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 04:11:23 PM
By being a smouldering temptress :D

What was Yellowfang's kittypet name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 16, 2015, 05:40:41 PM
Tomalicious.

What was the name of the kit that got eaten by the hawk?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 05:49:59 PM
Hawkkit

What was the name of the first warriors book ever?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Raintalon on November 16, 2015, 05:56:22 PM
The First Warriors Book Ever.

How did Firestar lose his third life?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 05:57:37 PM
From rabies after fighting a tiger.

Why did Ravenpaw survive his fight with the same tiger?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 16, 2015, 07:09:59 PM
Because Ravenpaw turned into a raven and flew away.

How many offspring does firestar have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 16, 2015, 08:12:53 PM
One for every straight fire rhyme he's dropped over the course of his life.  He lost count long ago.

What is Bluestar's mother's name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 09:27:17 PM
Scourge.

Why is BloodClan a thing?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on November 16, 2015, 11:22:40 PM
because blood is in you to give.

Why does Onestar act like a jerkwad?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 16, 2015, 11:42:44 PM
Having two tails is hard, don't judge him

Why was Onestar born? 
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on November 16, 2015, 11:49:37 PM
Well when two cats love each other very much, they rock on to heavy metal for 12 hours until kittens fly out of the speakers.
And that is how kittens are born

Who was Spottedleaf's mother?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 17, 2015, 12:36:57 AM
Dovepaw. :D

What is a kittypet hat?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on November 17, 2015, 12:49:50 AM
A section on the Ww offical site.

Who is Redtail?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 17, 2015, 03:55:02 AM
A zebra with a red tail obv

Why did snowkit wear a mask while terrorising the clans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 17, 2015, 09:20:31 PM
Because they didn't want the clans to find out that they were Bruce Wayne.

Why does Sandstorm fall in love with Fireheart?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on November 17, 2015, 10:41:10 PM
Because his hips don't lie.

What was the purpose of Jayfeather's stick?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 18, 2015, 02:30:12 AM
faith healing ^_^

who even is mapleshade?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 18, 2015, 03:49:27 AM
Nobody.  Mapleshade doesn't exist.

How many books are there?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 18, 2015, 10:49:49 AM
None; Warrior Cats is actually a series of prog metal concept albums.

(I wish)


Which book takes place the earliest (chronologically)?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 18, 2015, 02:08:16 PM
That would be so so good. xD

The Hobbit came first, technically.

What's so special about leaders compared to normal cats?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 18, 2015, 06:30:22 PM
I would listen to that.

They drop the sickest beats.

How long would it take one to read the entire series if they read it all back to back without break?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 19, 2015, 01:28:44 AM
15 mins, I do it twice a day for good measure

What is Firestar's favourite thing?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 19, 2015, 09:49:29 AM
Waffles. The video was actually just anti-waffle propaganda.



What is the name of the river that runs through RiverClan's territory?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 19, 2015, 12:37:54 PM
The Thames, but that was after they moved to the United Kingdom...

Where is the ThunderClan camp?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 19, 2015, 01:13:39 PM
In my backyard.

In what environment do the cats live?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 19, 2015, 01:48:15 PM
Under the Sea

Why are all of the clan animals cats?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 19, 2015, 02:20:20 PM
Because that is the decree of God.

Why can't I read Warriors instead of going to class today?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 19, 2015, 02:21:49 PM
Because you didn't pick a Warriors-centric degree. :(

Why do I have to get up and go to work today?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 20, 2015, 11:12:33 AM
because Erin tried to write about fish in clans, but it didn't Flow well.

Why is Shadowclan often the bad guys? (like seriously.)
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 20, 2015, 01:50:49 PM
Because they eat roadkill, and because of @Scar

Why did they kick SkyClan out of the forest instead of stupid ShadowClan??
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 20, 2015, 03:41:47 PM
because they figured Skyclan could live in the sky.

Why is Thunderclan the golden clan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 20, 2015, 03:43:52 PM
because they suck

what colour is the tribe of rushing water's flag?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Raintalon on November 20, 2015, 08:56:08 PM
Neon pink.

Why did the rest of the Clans leave the forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 20, 2015, 09:19:39 PM
they missed skyclan ;z;

why do cats eat meat?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Raintalon on November 20, 2015, 10:18:14 PM
Because vegetables eat cats.

Why is RiverClan by the river?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 21, 2015, 12:17:48 AM
so they can all drown (:

why does shadowclan like m&ms?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 21, 2015, 10:12:34 AM
Because they're trying to be cool.

What color is Firestar's fur?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 21, 2015, 12:50:49 PM
Purple :)

Which clan is Ashfur in?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 21, 2015, 01:09:25 PM
SkyClan.

What is the name of the first ThunderClan leader?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 21, 2015, 02:12:26 PM
Firestar iirc

How many dogs are there in the series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 21, 2015, 03:28:26 PM
Five.

How many books per saga?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 21, 2015, 03:53:13 PM
130
how many sagas are there per book?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 21, 2015, 08:49:07 PM
69.

Who is the worst Warriors character?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 21, 2015, 09:10:52 PM
grapefruiting kyubey

(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/animaljam/images/4/48/KYUBEY.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150221064659)

what is the worst clan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 21, 2015, 11:38:28 PM
SkyClan

Get it cause that's totally WRONG

Who's the best Clan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 22, 2015, 01:12:35 AM
yeah exactly, most wrong answer ever. :)

shadowclan because @Scar is in it

how many leaves are in the forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 22, 2015, 02:11:15 AM
12

How many trees are on the leaves?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 22, 2015, 03:01:33 AM
-1
how many lees are on the treaves?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 22, 2015, 07:52:54 AM
Your mum.



Between which two territories are the Sunningrocks?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 22, 2015, 08:57:26 AM
India and France.

What was the last Warriors book I read?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 22, 2015, 09:36:29 AM
Lord of the Flies III: The Revenge of the Corn.



Who is Vicky Holmes?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on November 22, 2015, 09:41:30 AM
A Norwegian black metal vocalist.

What is Firestar's favorite band?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 22, 2015, 01:50:09 PM
Quote from: Dustfeather on November 22, 2015, 07:52:54 AM
Your mum.

#rekt

Queen, of course!

Why did Firestar appoint Tigerclaw as his deputy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkstar on November 23, 2015, 04:58:14 PM
To get to the other side!


What was the name of Bluestar's mother?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 23, 2015, 07:48:47 PM
Miss Havisham.



What colour fur does Sandstorm have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 23, 2015, 08:47:16 PM
Purple, like my OC sparkledeath

Why are there only 2 clan leaders in the first gathering in the series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 23, 2015, 08:53:32 PM
Because the clocks went back that day and the other two leaders showed up an hour early.



What sort of prey do ShadowClan mainly catch?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 23, 2015, 09:14:28 PM
Soggy bread.

When does my oc Sparkledeath become leader?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 24, 2015, 07:45:50 AM
In Hidden Prophices, Chapter 7.


In what way did Graystripe and Silverstream break the warrior code?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 24, 2015, 01:47:34 PM
By knowing too much....

Who is Barley?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkstar on November 24, 2015, 04:26:18 PM
A plant.


What happened to Whitethroat?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 24, 2015, 07:53:55 PM
He was eaten by polar bears in that one spinoff series

Why don't the cats wear collars?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 26, 2015, 01:09:32 PM
Because they're doms Because they live outdoors, so scarves are more practical.


What type of plant is used to cure greencough?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 26, 2015, 01:48:30 PM
*spits tea*
a rifle. can't have greencough if you're dead. ^^

what is the first step towards becoming a leader?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 26, 2015, 06:25:53 PM
Going to Eton.


Who is Mothwing's apprentice?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 26, 2015, 09:41:02 PM
caterpillarcocoon

why do leaders have star at the end of their names?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 27, 2015, 11:06:09 AM
Because the Warrior Cats series is set in Vietnam, whose flag has a star on it.


What did Bluestar rename Brightpaw after she was attacked by dogs?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 27, 2015, 03:14:57 PM
Dogfood!

Who is the first cat to notice that Graystripe is actually a panda?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 28, 2015, 03:58:42 PM
Riverstripe

Speaking of, Why is Riverclan all ducks?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 29, 2015, 03:05:16 PM
Because ducks are so great

Why do so many people not know the difference between a cat and a duck? :/
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Raintalon on November 29, 2015, 05:56:07 PM
Because they both whinny.

Who is Tallstar's best friend?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 29, 2015, 08:28:34 PM
His piano teacher, a nice lady named Julie.


Which Clan was the first to meet Sol?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on November 30, 2015, 08:46:57 AM
SkyClan because they're great!

what is Sol?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 30, 2015, 08:12:30 PM
the solpocalypse. When the Sol appears, all the prey dies, and the cats have to resort to berries.

Who is Jayfeather most afraid of?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 01, 2015, 06:54:29 PM
The papaya moon.

Who do the clans worship?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 01, 2015, 08:10:17 PM
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.


Who are Leafpool's parents?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on December 01, 2015, 08:26:08 PM
Tom and I.

what was the name of Firestar's nephew?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 01, 2015, 08:56:59 PM
Mr. Blobby.

What do the Clan cats call humans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on December 01, 2015, 10:04:55 PM
maestros

What are the names for the cats that do not live in the clans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 02, 2015, 09:15:42 AM
Muggles.


Quote from: Tom on November 30, 2015, 08:46:57 AM
SkyClan because they're great!

Also, this is actually the correct answer..



Where did Lionblaze and Heathertail used to meet up as apprentices?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 06, 2015, 09:13:19 AM
platform 9 and three quarters. ^^

Quote from: Dustfeather on December 02, 2015, 09:15:42 AM
Quote from: Tom on November 30, 2015, 08:46:57 AM
SkyClan because they're great!

Also, this is actually the correct answer..
that.. was an unlucky accident.. xD

who was bluestar's least favourite apprentice?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on December 06, 2015, 12:59:40 PM
Dankpaw.  His meme game was too on point, Bluestar had to cover up his existence so that her position as Meme Chief couldn't be usurped.

Which Clan makes the best memes?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 06, 2015, 02:52:20 PM
I can respect that. And the answer would be SkyClan, bc best everything 11/10

which clan first reached the moon?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on December 06, 2015, 04:10:45 PM
AmericaClan

How did RussiaClan feel about that?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 07, 2015, 03:19:55 AM
They didn't think much bout it, they were rushin' to get to the moon

Who won the cold war?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 07, 2015, 12:47:58 PM
Harry Potter, with help from the Prisoner of Azerbaijan.

What does ThunderClan's leader stand on during Clan meetings?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Graystripe on December 07, 2015, 03:41:23 PM
His deputy.

Who was Firestar's first deputy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 08, 2015, 01:30:22 AM
Queen Elizabeth II

At what age did Firestar start wearing glasses?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 08, 2015, 07:01:40 AM
When he was 3. It's illegal for cats younger than 3 to wear glasses.


What colour is Spottedleaf's fur?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 09, 2015, 01:29:35 AM
Purple, just like my oc :)
How many kits has Bramblestar personally given birth to?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 09, 2015, 03:32:45 PM
Two and a half.



Who is Purdy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 09, 2015, 03:58:01 PM
I think several characters are purdy. Firestar, Graystripe..... :kiss:

Where are the elephants?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 10, 2015, 07:30:06 AM
In the fridge.


What's the fourth rule of the warrior code?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 10, 2015, 03:21:46 PM
I should have known by the footprints in the butter....

"4: Don't be a little mandarin"

Why do cats sleep on moss?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 10, 2015, 07:39:38 PM
Because moss is a member of Warrior's Wish, and the cats know how much we all like to cuddle cats. So sleeping on moss means they get cuddles.


How did Brokenstar get his name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on December 11, 2015, 02:11:02 PM
Smashing the stars themselves :)

What was Dovepaw's favourite Warriors book?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 11, 2015, 09:23:08 PM
Dovepaw's Amazing Discovery by Scarynose.



What is the name of the group of cats living in the mountains?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on December 22, 2015, 01:10:47 PM
Christmas Elves

Who kept on visiting Firestar's dreams?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: thunderpetal on December 22, 2015, 02:42:00 PM
A unicorn

Who found the Moonstone?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 22, 2015, 03:40:23 PM
The three Indians who took it back from Godfrey Ablewhite.


For what purpose do medicine cats use poppy seeds?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on December 22, 2015, 04:35:09 PM
For blazing it.

What did the dog pack say?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on December 22, 2015, 06:28:39 PM
"I am perhaps in the notion that we should maybe go find something to eat, all in favor?"
"Aye"
"Very well then the motion to go find wild food shall proceed"

How did Purdy score free food from the humans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 22, 2015, 06:32:16 PM
By busking.


Who is Silverstream?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Barleysyrup on December 23, 2015, 12:20:52 AM
Bluestar's Uncle from the country.

Whats is starclan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Raintalon on December 23, 2015, 09:01:37 PM
Well, it was supposed to be the original forest after the end of the second series- 'Stark Land'- but someone misspelled it and now it's just the other clan living in town with BloodClan.

Speaking of which, what is BloodClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on December 24, 2015, 02:11:52 AM
A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep~

What were Firestar's dying words?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Raintalon on December 24, 2015, 05:09:33 PM
"Wait, you're telling me that being the leader of ThunderClan doesn't actually make you lightning-proof? Well, crap."

Where does Cloudtail come from?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 24, 2015, 06:24:34 PM
Mongolia. No one's quite sure why he's named after clouds considering it's hardly ever cloudy there.


Who is Smudge?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on December 26, 2015, 12:18:24 AM
a bloodstain on the great rock that hasn't faded, and is shaped vaguely like a cat.

What happened to Cinderpaw?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on December 26, 2015, 03:13:28 AM
she was loved and adored and nothing wrong happened to her she just became a medicine cat of her own volition and also realized that she needed cat jesus bc she liked Fireheart 2 much

Where does ShadowClan gather for clan meetings?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Lightning on December 26, 2015, 04:17:03 AM
Quote from: lavendeer on December 26, 2015, 03:13:28 AM
she was loved and adored and nothing wrong happened to her she just became a medicine cat of her own volition and also realized that she needed cat jesus bc she liked Fireheart 2 much

Where does ShadowClan gather for clan meetings?

I love that thing for Cinderpaw omg

okay ShadowClan goes into the trees, where they sing to the heavens and praise Firestar.

Speaking of Firestar... who is he?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 26, 2015, 11:58:57 AM
Someone's baby, apparently:

(http://i1066.photobucket.com/albums/u408/BubblyCat/firestarname_zpstovzbq05.png)


What type of habitat is WindClan's territory?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Addeh on January 04, 2016, 12:10:48 PM
volcanoes and such

What kind of prey is ShadowClan's fave?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 04, 2016, 10:04:34 PM
Starlings, like the one my cat gave me earlier as a present. I would've preferred chocolate, or a gift voucher.


Where do Gatherings take place?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on January 05, 2016, 05:41:54 PM
in firestar's den.

who is the poster cat for Bloodclan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on January 07, 2016, 10:01:51 PM
princess, of course. she's hardcore.

who gave firestar his nine lives?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 08, 2016, 08:05:31 PM
Karl Marx, Hollyleaf, Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, a lorry driver from Portugal, a giraffe, J.K. Rowling, Smudge's owner, Jane Eyre, and a sentient tea towel.

(I need to write this as a fic)


How did Longtail lose his sight?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on January 09, 2016, 06:29:10 PM
He kept whapping himself in the eyes, since his is the longest tail.

What made the cats leave their original forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 10, 2016, 07:22:15 AM
Godzilla.


What is Firestar's nephew called?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on January 10, 2016, 12:25:41 PM
Star Fire. He often cross-dressed as a human and appeared in Teen Titans.

What was the name of the leader of Thunderclan before Firestar?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 12, 2016, 01:46:39 PM
Jeffreestar.


What was Scourge's previous name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on January 12, 2016, 02:44:52 PM
the grinch.

why did pinestar retire?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 12, 2016, 06:35:28 PM
To pursue his lifelong dream of travelling around Europe in a hot air balloon.


If a cat has "star" as their suffix, what rank are they in the Clan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkforestwarrior on January 12, 2016, 08:22:17 PM
celebrity rank

Why did Tallstar seek revenge?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 13, 2016, 06:15:30 AM
Because someone stole his expensive trousers that he had to get from a specialist shop for tall cats.


What type of animals did Tigerstar train to attack ThunderClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on January 13, 2016, 02:31:15 PM
Tigerstar didn't need to train cats, he just got the Thunder Cats to attack Thunderclan.

Who are the Dark Forest cats?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 13, 2016, 02:34:55 PM
An '80s goth rock band.

What is the most recent Warrior Cats book?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on January 13, 2016, 05:52:07 PM
"Warriors: Is Firestar really still alive right Meow?"

how has Firestar stayed alive for so long?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 14, 2016, 06:15:22 AM
While he was still a kittypet, one of his owners drew a picture of him, which ages for him. Fortunately they haven't noticed this, as cats' appearances don't change very much when they get older.

What was Yellowfang's rank in ThunderClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on January 14, 2016, 10:13:00 PM
deputy, of course.

who was the cat firepaw had a crush on?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 15, 2016, 07:36:18 AM
Bob the street cat. Firepaw has a thing for cats in scarves. (http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e2/59/3d/e2593dae5848b68adbadd5d3006ae83f.jpg)

Who was the first villain to appear in the series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on January 17, 2016, 09:30:34 PM
the then Firepaw's arch nemesis, Waterpaw. he was one cool cat, always going with the flow.

how many clans are there?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 18, 2016, 07:53:15 AM
Rather a lot, according to this map. (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Scottish_clan_map.png)


Which forest is the Warrior Cats setting based on?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on January 24, 2016, 01:31:16 AM
the cedar forest from the epic of gilgamesh.

what was the first leader of thunderclan named?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 24, 2016, 01:00:06 PM
Fitzwilliam Featherstonehaugh, or Dave for short.



What object did Jayfeather find near the lake?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on January 24, 2016, 11:10:16 PM
A dog collar, which he put on.

why did Fireheart and Greystripe have to go look for Windclan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on January 24, 2016, 11:41:46 PM
they were wanted for tax evasion

what happened to silverstream?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 29, 2016, 09:23:28 AM
She moved to Mongolia to become a yak farmer.



Between which two territories is Sunningrocks?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on January 29, 2016, 02:05:08 PM
skyclan and the tribe's.

what do riverclan and thunderclan fight over all the time?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 29, 2016, 09:03:23 PM
The last roast potato.


Of which Clan is Tallstar the leader?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on January 29, 2016, 09:06:51 PM
tallclan, of course.

who is jake gay for?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on January 30, 2016, 04:09:51 PM
Johnny Depp. He went on to start this band (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_for_Johnny_Depp).


Who or what is Rock?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on February 01, 2016, 06:22:57 PM
rock is a rock that jayfeather had hallucinations about. very unfortunate.

what is a thunderpath?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on February 04, 2016, 07:53:15 PM
A sociopath who makes loud rumbly noises.


What are the Erin Hunters' real names?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on February 04, 2016, 10:55:35 PM
ed, edd, and eddy

who killed oakheart?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on February 05, 2016, 03:22:41 PM
Himself, through years of smoking and a terrible diet.


What do WindClan cats primarily eat?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on February 05, 2016, 06:29:49 PM
air. it's how they stay so lean.

how did the clans get their names?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on February 13, 2016, 08:15:44 AM
A passing merchant was selling keyrings with words on them, and each of the Clan leaders chose words they liked and named the Clans after them.


Who is the protagonist of the first series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on February 13, 2016, 05:13:35 PM
Longtail

When do medicine cats meet?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on February 13, 2016, 08:11:28 PM
In thunder, lightning, or in rain; when the hurly-burly's done, when the battle's lost and won.


Why did Hollyleaf kill Ashfur?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: tinyfeather on February 13, 2016, 10:32:18 PM
it was an accident. she had a knife and he fell on it and died.

why were brook and stormfur banished from the tribe?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkforestwarrior on July 06, 2016, 04:01:41 PM
they double posted on a forum thread


When do the clans all gather?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on July 06, 2016, 07:35:10 PM
Halloween, whilst all wearing little costumes.


What colour fur does Firestar have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on July 07, 2016, 02:01:48 PM
black. it turned black when the forest caught on fire, hence firestar.

Why are kittypets not allowed in the clans?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on July 07, 2016, 04:23:01 PM
Because the Clan cats are worried they'll steal their jobs.


Who is Leafpool's mother?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on July 07, 2016, 05:09:33 PM
The sultry sound of Spottedleaf's voice
How do apprentices learn how to fight?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on July 07, 2016, 11:11:14 PM
the clan hosts a Battle Royale.  The apprentices learn during the battle royale.

Why did Skyclan disband? (does this one work? I'll put in a second one. the next person can answer either, I guess)

Why did Scrouge side with Tigerstar?


Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on July 08, 2016, 06:41:30 PM
SkyClan disbanded due to musical differences, and Scourge sided with Tigerstar because he supported ThunderClan leaving the European Union.


Where are the Sunningrocks?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Wolfie on July 19, 2016, 04:35:57 PM
The Shadow Realm 

What is "sharing tounges"?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on July 21, 2016, 01:16:15 PM
Where cats teach each other different languages. Medicine cats tend to specialise in Latin, as it's useful for plant identification.


What was Tallstar's warrior name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on July 26, 2016, 02:22:46 PM
Short-tail. He hit a growth spurt when he became clan leader.

Why did Hawkfrost even exist?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on July 26, 2016, 04:10:38 PM
Well, when a mummy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much..


How many authors does the series have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on July 27, 2016, 02:13:50 AM
As many as there are cats in the series
they all actually write the thoughts and actions of their own respective character
when they die in the books they leave because they're upset that they aren't the main character

What is the most common prey eaten in Warriors?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 03, 2016, 06:32:12 AM
Human children.
How many kids does Jake have? (And if you use a quote from "I spoil rise of scourge for everyone" I love you.)
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 03, 2016, 12:56:45 PM
A whole herd of them. No one's quite sure how a cat manages to look after a herd of goats, but he does, somehow.


How did the Snakerocks get their name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 03, 2016, 05:12:10 PM
One day a cat was out. That cat wanted to prove himself, as although his littermates became warriors, Cloudstar, his leader, denied him the status. He then met a snake. He said "Hey dude wanna see a magic trick"
"Yeah"
The snake threw up some rocks. The cat came running off to Cloudstar.
"Cloudstar!"
"What?"
"I found a new place called Snakerocks!"
"Alright Silverpaw what'd want your warrior name to be again?"

What was Sandpaw's warrior name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 03, 2016, 06:05:00 PM
Sandra, it was a little strange but everyone just rolled with it
Where do the clans meet every full moon?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 04, 2016, 12:29:40 AM
On the moon. However we've never seen any cats who went there ever again.
Who was ThunderClan's first leader?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: AliceMwa on August 05, 2016, 12:53:43 AM
Jaypaw. The whole reason he was born blind was because he really screwed up as a leader, and when reincarnation came around, all the cat's in StarClan that died because of his bad decisions were like, "Being a flea is way too easy, let's steal his eyes!" And then the eyes were passed onto his former best friend, who had been blinded in battle because of him.


Who was Graystripe's first love?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 05, 2016, 02:14:37 AM
Firepaw. When they were apprentices they'd sneak out at night to make love to each other. Then Graystripe thought their relationship was too bland and he left homosexuality for Silverstream.
What was the name of Bluestar's father?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 05, 2016, 06:49:57 AM
Awww thats the right answer though! :P

Jaypaw's stick was Bluestar's father.

Why do RiverClan cats have tails?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 05, 2016, 07:21:15 AM
They have tails because tails are their antenna for intercepting ufo starclan signals

What clan contains daylight warriors?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 05, 2016, 07:48:10 AM
StarClan was behind everything....ack
That must be SkyClan, Angel Clan c:

How many legs did the forest have after "the accident"?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 05, 2016, 09:02:11 AM
dude skyclan was the right answer to my question lol

Please don't talk about the accident you'll hurt the forest's feelings :(

How long did Snowkit live for?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 05, 2016, 06:46:59 PM
grapefruit I can't remember mandarin I thought it was TinderCaln

Several thousand years - he was a spiritual being for most of that time but eventually he attained a physical body. Unfortunately before he was able to properly tap into his thousands of years of apirtual wisdom, he was killed by a unicorn.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a jerk is Tigerstar?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 05, 2016, 07:52:48 PM
0! He was a saint!
You see, Bluestar was an oppressive leader. She ordered all cats to give her their prey and killed those who did not apply. Tigerstar killed Bluestar and ushered the forest into an era of prosperity, until the evil Firestar's accomplice Scourge killed him 9 times.
Blackfoot, who killed the spawn of the evil Bluestar, was converted to Firestar's side. Firestar and Blackstar and Tallstar told everyone Tigerstar was evil. Tigerstar tried desperately to reach out to Brambleclaw, but Brambleclaw believed Tigerstar was evil. Only in TLH he could kill Firestar, but the evil Firestar blasted him out of oblivion. Luckily, he killed Firestar too.

What was Deadfoot's name as a kit?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 05, 2016, 08:08:24 PM
Deadstar. Deadfoot suffers from a strange pseudo-Benjamin Button condition where they actually age in reverse. They were born a leader, and gradually de-aged until they became a tiny little kitten and died :c

who was the best dog in the first series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 06, 2016, 06:58:53 PM
The one that said "pack, pack" - I was going on holiday in a few days and needed to pack, so I'm glad it reminded me.


In Tallstar's Revenge, what is a moor runner?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 06, 2016, 07:21:33 PM
a cat who is trying to lose weight but not having success. after much soul searching, they realise they need to run moor.

why are cats so damn cute?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: lavender on August 06, 2016, 10:04:05 PM
Because of their Warrior Blood
How do mentors determine when apprentices should become warriors?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 06, 2016, 10:49:17 PM
Before I explain this I have to tell you a story.
Once upon a time in ShadowClan, there was an apprentice named Nightpaw. Nightpaw hunted and hunted and hunted but his dumb mentor did not see potential. Nightpaw still had an apprentice name 3 years after Darkstar named him one. So one day he was ready to become a warrior. He rolled in mud, fox dung, mouse dung and all types of smelly things and let the smell simmer for a moon. Darkstar went "he is so patient make him a warrior" and now all apprentices have to wear the yuckiest smells for a moon.
What was the prophecy Spottedleaf foretold when she saw a shooting star?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 06, 2016, 11:25:35 PM
"dude, shooting stars are grapefruiting awesome"
something like that, i can't remember exactly how it goes.  spottedleaf had gotten into her secret medicine cat supplies again.

in which book was starclan created?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 07, 2016, 12:59:04 AM
Dumb believers! StarClan was made up by some leader to force their warriors into obedience. Never made at all!

Who are the real parents of Jayfeather, Hollyleaf and Lionblaze?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 02:07:08 AM
Lionblaze has 420 parents. For the others, I'm not sure.

Why do some of the characters live for like 30,000 years?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 07, 2016, 03:50:50 AM
They say the series has gone on for five years but no it hasn't. In actuality it goes on the course of millions of years. When cats die within the spaces between the books StarClan has already cloned them millions of times and they throw that cat in.
How did Brightheart get her injuries?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 06:26:05 AM
there is some dispute. generally it's agreed, either they were caused by Jack the Ripper or as a result of the Great Fire of London some 200 years earlier.

why do leaders die so often?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 07, 2016, 07:24:14 AM
Because they're actually all Kenny from South Park in disguise.


Who is Mistystar's deputy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 09:32:49 AM
Mistystar's deputy is actually her great grandmother, who is also called mistystar. It's complicated..

Why is it so dark in the forest at night? And yet the cats see so well???
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 07, 2016, 10:49:47 AM
Clan cats are all issued with night-vision goggles.

Who or what is Midnight?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Lightning on August 07, 2016, 12:30:38 PM
A duck that randomly appeared in Clan territory one day. No one knows where he came from, or where he's meant to go.

How is Gray Wing related to Clear Sky?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 07, 2016, 05:08:15 PM
Clear Sky is the cousin of the great aunt of Gray Wing's great-great-great-great-granddaughter and the tree has so many quarks and gluons and quantam psychics and thingy majiggys and if you do the math, you get that Gray Wing is Clear Sky's...son.

When were Rosekit and Toadkit born to Daisy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 06:10:25 PM
Shortly after they were born by Bluestar in 1600 AD, they were also born by Daisy.


Quote from: Lightning on August 07, 2016, 12:30:38 PM
A duck that randomly appeared in Clan territory one day. No one knows where he came from, or where he's meant to go.

How is Gray Wing related to Clear Sky?

YAAAAS


Why aren't the cats vegetarian :(
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkstar on August 07, 2016, 08:44:48 PM
They actually are! The prey is made out of tofu.

When was the first Warrior Cats book published?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 09:04:15 PM
My mistake!

Nobody actually knows for sure. The first book came into being sometime around 300 BC in Russia and caused quite a bit of an upset.  Due to political reasons it was locked away until recent times, when it was retrieved by an anonymous adventurer

Why do cats have adorable paw pads?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Sorrel on August 07, 2016, 09:55:07 PM
It's all a ruse to throw off suspicions about their razor sharp claws.

Why is Sorreltail the best warrior ThunderClan ever had?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 10:01:54 PM
*tumbleweed and crickets chirping*
I don't understand the question


Why does everyone keep pretending there are 4 clans in the forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Sorrel on August 07, 2016, 10:05:07 PM
wow i misunderstood this game lol. your response is appreciated tommothy.

because they think thunderclan is a legitimate clan

why does the name turn to -star when a leader becomes a leader?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 10:07:23 PM
Because they get their own star in Hollywood

Why are kits so stupid even though they're so cute :(
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Sorrel on August 07, 2016, 10:09:04 PM
Because they get an uneven education that focuses more on physical development than mental

Why must fire save our clan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 10:19:55 PM
Because there are some people who just need to burn :/

Why did Firestar forsake his kittypet name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Sorrel on August 07, 2016, 10:21:11 PM
His horoscope told him it was time to rebrand~

Why do they eat vole?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 10:35:30 PM
Voles are easy prey. They basically VOLEnteer themselves.

What's a vole?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Sorrel on August 07, 2016, 10:48:32 PM
A mark on your skin you should get checked regularly by a doctor so you don't get skin cancer :(

what's a den?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 07, 2016, 11:01:20 PM
Awww jeez I'm gone

It's a rare species of fish which actually walks on land. Strangely RiverClan are terrible at catching them.

In what book did Dovepaw discover her passion for baking?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 08, 2016, 12:52:43 AM
Quote from: Sorrel on August 07, 2016, 10:48:32 PM
A mark on your skin you should get checked regularly by a doctor so you don't get skin cancer :(

what's a den?
Time for scientific Neon time.
Moles do not cause cancer, unless they're bigger than the regular sized eraser on a freshly-bought pencil or you've had it since birth.
Thanks.

Dovepaw discovered her passion for baking while in the womb with Ivykit.

What book did they pop out of Whitewing, anyways?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 08, 2016, 02:22:12 AM
Something about a white winged dove.. was it the 16th or 18th book? It was on the edge of 17.

Why is Ravenpaw so great?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Sorrel on August 08, 2016, 01:01:13 PM
Because he won the election :~)

How did Whitecloud get his name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 08, 2016, 03:33:04 PM
He ate a cloud once.

Why is Tigerstar so nice
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 09, 2016, 12:26:29 AM
Cos he is.
Who suceeded Stoneteller when he died in Sign of the Moon?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 09, 2016, 04:31:22 PM
Yes. A cat called Yes succeeded him.

Why do they call Stoneteller that?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 10, 2016, 06:32:39 AM
He's the curator of a geology museum, so his job is to tell people about stones.


What is Barkface's rank in WindClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Tom on August 10, 2016, 07:45:05 AM
Local friendly tree :D one of the lesser recognised ranks, but DEFINITELY valuable.

how does ThunderClan really feel about fire?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 10, 2016, 05:01:15 PM
Fiy-yer? What is this fiyer you speak of?

What gender was Mosskit?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 11, 2016, 07:27:04 PM
No one's really sure, because their Tumblr profile just lists them as being "kitgender" which isn't an actual gender.


In Rising Storm, what was Cloudpaw secretly eating?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on August 13, 2016, 09:56:04 PM
the monsters on the Thunderpath. They debated renaming him "Monster-eater" or "Eats-Anything".

Why did Rusty join the clans in the first place?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 13, 2016, 10:16:00 PM
Bluestar invited him over for pizza and he just never left what a freeloader

Who got Firestar stuck in a snare?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 14, 2016, 05:51:05 AM
Himself. One day Firestar drinked a lot of cat alcohol (aka, catnip) and took Brambleclaw out for a walk
Firestar goes "ay tigger can I say your a col kat"
"Who is Tigger?" the sober Brambleclaw replies.
"tjeg nanohbalrf dat afens a rugn ane atud"
"Firestar what are you on"
"Chwifhnip"
"What"
"Y dont youe love me brhaAmbleclae"
"What makes you believe that?"
"ill gotget dggiahuck in a fozoi traiplrk an loose a liyfe"
"NO! Firestar, NO! I'm taking you back to camp!" Brambleclaw yells.
"gobofhyr poof" Drunkard Firestar says, immediately teleporting to the fox trap and losing a life.
Who is Cloudtail's dad?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 14, 2016, 02:46:10 PM
Princess. She's actually a tom in disguise.


Where is Cherith Baldry from?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 14, 2016, 04:31:07 PM
Narnia.

Who did Honeyfern save from being bitten by a snake?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 15, 2016, 03:57:23 PM
Another, smaller snake.


What do cats call yew berries?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 15, 2016, 04:19:48 PM
Me berries.

Where did the cats go when monsters destroyed the forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkstar on August 15, 2016, 04:25:06 PM
Alaska.

Who is Firestar's father?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 15, 2016, 06:16:22 PM
-Gaahl voice- Satan.


Where do Ravenpaw and Barley live?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 15, 2016, 11:08:31 PM
In a mansion spending the rest of there lives eating fish and chasing tail.
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 16, 2016, 12:24:55 AM
...YOU DIDN'T LEAVE A QUESTION! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!

Why did SkyClan leave?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 17, 2016, 07:58:25 PM
Because the leader of SCIP (SkyClan Independence Party) promised them Ł300million worth of medicine cat herbs if they left the forest. (He later admitted he was lying.)

Ooh, satire :P


What do ShadowClan cats eat?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkforestwarrior on August 18, 2016, 04:46:11 AM
Shadowclan cats eat muffins. Oatmeal Raisin Muffins

Who helped guide Talltail through twolegplace?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2016, 11:12:27 AM
A nice Italian tour guide named Rosella.

What colour fur does Hollyleaf have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Lightning on August 18, 2016, 03:26:21 PM
Rainbow.

Who is Jake?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 18, 2016, 06:33:29 PM
One of the Erin Hunters.

What is Hawkfrost's most striking feature?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 19, 2016, 01:45:09 AM
None. He is as ugly as hell.
What does the tribe call "sharing tongues"?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2016, 04:01:28 PM
"Icky Sticky Licky Time".


In which book did the Tribe first appear?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 19, 2016, 05:30:50 PM
Long Shadows! Oh, you mean in publishing order?
oh
oh
oh

What colour did the prophecy say the cat would be who would rid the tribe of Sharptooth?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2016, 06:33:09 PM
Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity.



What are "housefolk"?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: rowan on August 19, 2016, 07:33:43 PM
they are the shadow people that you see outta the corner of your eye sometimes when u enter camp

What does Longtail really look like?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on August 19, 2016, 07:40:38 PM
Almost exactly like Bluester, but with bushier eyebrows.


What effect does yarrow have on cats?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 19, 2016, 10:09:16 PM
They live for 2000 years and they can walk on water. However for it to work when you are on water you have to yell "JUST LIKE JESUS" for the first time you do it in 5 seconds. Or else a StarClan medicine cat will rise from the grave and shove deathberries into your mouth for not respecting Jesus. Only one cat has survived; that was Sorreltail. Some rumours also say the cats that were around since TPB had done it too but we're not sure

What species is Midnight?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 19, 2016, 10:17:32 PM
Midnight? You mean midnight the alligator? Heck yea i remember that from warriors.

Who is firestar's sister?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on August 19, 2016, 10:30:31 PM
Everyone in ThunderClan is his siblings.
Everyone is inbred. Although the authors don't want you to think it.
http://imgur.com/a/lC34B (http://imgur.com/a/lC34B) this is an inbre cat
woh wehre teh rouges dat gawt exspelled form shaderclan in in to deh wlid
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 19, 2016, 10:56:42 PM
It was DJ brokentail and his MC crew. :grin: :grin:

Who is the main character in  into the wild?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 20, 2016, 05:22:46 AM
A native American person named Ojo. Some Europeans try to destroy his tribe but he stops them.

What punishment did Firepaw get when he fed a rabbit to Yellowfang?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 20, 2016, 07:56:31 PM
Writing lines, which is difficult when you're a cat and haven't got any thumbs.


Who is Squirrelflight's mate?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 20, 2016, 08:07:16 PM
Its Ashfur of course.

What color is Whitestorm?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 21, 2016, 05:12:18 AM
Rainbow.

What game did Flametail die while playing?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 21, 2016, 11:50:51 AM
Noughts and Crosses.


Where is Daisy from?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 21, 2016, 04:25:57 PM
Floralia. You know, where those miracle fruits grow and there's this crazy bee queen that has the same voice actress as Kirby?

Why did Pinestar leave ThunderClan for?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 21, 2016, 07:29:13 PM
He was offered a job in Dubai which paid more than being leader of ThunderClan (plus he liked the sound of the warm weather).


Who was Bluestar's first deputy?
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Post by: Splashy on August 22, 2016, 10:55:57 PM
Marigoldheart, the warrior name of a visiting kittypet.

Who killed Cinderpelt?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 23, 2016, 12:19:19 AM
The darkness of her own heart. Wooooooo!
How did Briarlight paralyse herself?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 23, 2016, 08:14:42 PM
She was break dancing when she slipped on a banana :wink:

Who is the leader of shadowclan when firepaw joined thunderclan.
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 24, 2016, 12:53:07 AM
Marigoldstar!

Now what does borage do?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 24, 2016, 02:21:30 PM
It bores, of course.



What is the sun-drown place?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 24, 2016, 04:03:28 PM
A place where cats go to die

Who poisoned Sorrelkit?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 24, 2016, 08:21:40 PM
It was graystripe who made it looked like darkstripe did it.

What is the moon pool?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 25, 2016, 01:28:05 AM
A nightly festival where cats grab cue sticks and try to put balls in holes before they put a black ball in the holes.

What is the book after Dawn?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 25, 2016, 05:31:29 PM
Breakfast.


Who became leader of ShadowClan after Brokenstar?
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Post by: Raintalon on August 26, 2016, 01:01:41 AM
Brokenerstar.

What was the name of SkyClan's first leader?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 26, 2016, 05:40:28 PM
I dunno. Maybe if I look at SkyClan's icon -- hmmmm...
Treestar? Hurm.

Where do WindClan cats live?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 28, 2016, 04:09:26 PM
In a windmill.


What type of animals did Tigerstar set upon ThunderClan in A Dangerous Path?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 28, 2016, 04:19:30 PM
Cars. That's why it's called a Dangerous Path. Because he made roads all over the camp and those paths were called Dangerous Paths because of you try walking on it a car would run you over that second.

What was Tallstar's last action on his deathbed?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 28, 2016, 04:28:51 PM
Bequeathing his fortune to a family of Parisian housecats, much to the annoyance of their butler.


What herb is used by medicine cats to treat an upset stomach?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 28, 2016, 04:58:09 PM
They don't. They have a special and ancient ritual called "Stomacheacheth begoneth" in which they calmly lay the sick cat in the middle of camp. Elders come out, sprinkling sand and dirt over the sick cat as the senior warriors digs a circle by pushing their head through the dirt/sand/whatever. Apprentices add details to the wheel and the leader approaches the sick cat. Then the leader utters sacred words in honour of StarClan before yelling "Stomachacheth begoneth!" and then StarClan warriors descend from the sky and break open the sick cat's belly, do some surgery then patch it up. It's a miracle.

...yeah I really did have way too much fun.

Instead of seeing StarClan cats, what did Sorreltail see when Leafpaw discovered the Moonpool?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 28, 2016, 07:55:34 PM
She saw Firestar and graystripe playing MW3, quick- scoping.

What color is firestar?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 29, 2016, 12:28:18 AM
Green.

What is the first law in the Warrior Code?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 29, 2016, 10:13:46 AM
"Do not talk about Cat Club."


Who is Firestar's best friend?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 29, 2016, 05:27:14 PM
Tigerstar.

Why did Tawnypelt leave ThunderClan?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 30, 2016, 09:53:57 PM
She left because she wanted to start a band with blackstar.

How did redtail die?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 31, 2016, 12:22:44 AM
Choky throaty when he coughed enormously and died

Why did Leafpool become a loner in Twilight?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 31, 2016, 02:49:36 PM
She got kicked out of ThunderClan for being a sparkly vampire.


Where does Scourge live?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on August 31, 2016, 05:08:51 PM
THE SKY

How did Brightheart lose her face?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 31, 2016, 07:27:33 PM
She left it on a bus.


Why do medicine cats go to Highstones?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on August 31, 2016, 11:50:06 PM
They go to play there weekly bingo game. No one wins but they get a little better every time.

Who is the leader of skyclan? :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: Lightning on August 31, 2016, 11:53:59 PM
@tinyfeather is!

What is Lionblaze's relation to Windstar?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 01, 2016, 12:07:08 AM
Windstar is his best friend who he meet at flametail's house party.

Who is bluestar's sister?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 01, 2016, 02:05:34 AM
Bluestar's sister is her mother's daughter. Simple. Don't you know what a sister is, @Leaders of skyclan ? Don't you?

Who was leader before Tallstar?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on September 01, 2016, 04:29:07 AM
Shortstar.

When do the medicine cats gather?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 01, 2016, 05:09:54 AM
7th of April, as it's World Health Day.


What markings does Tigerstar have?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 01, 2016, 06:43:09 PM
The markings of a madman...or cat.

Who is tigerclaw's son?
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Post by: Darkstar on September 01, 2016, 08:44:40 PM
Pinocchio. 

Why doesn't Cloudtail believe in StarClan?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 01, 2016, 10:55:14 PM
Because cloudtail only believes in kanye west's yeezus.

Who did Ashfur like? 
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 02, 2016, 01:45:49 AM
Himself. You know how they said that Hollyleaf killed Ashfur? The truth was he pulled a Narcissus and stared into the water.
He fell in love with it.
He then drowned in it.

Who did Bluekit name, Thistlekit or Rosekit?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 02, 2016, 01:43:38 PM
Both of them, as well as their siblings Daffodilkit and Shamrockkit (so that all the emblems of the UK countries were included).


In The Darkest Hour, what was the coalition between ShadowClan and RiverClan called?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 02, 2016, 04:28:21 PM
DarkWaterClan. Tigerstar was uncreative.

In Moonrise, who was the silver-coloured cat?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 02, 2016, 10:46:01 PM
The silver cat is the silver surfer.


What is scourge's real name?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 03, 2016, 01:08:59 AM
Skergie. When he accidentally hooked a tooth into his collar and someone believed he killed a dog, he had to sign a contract which meant he could rule all the cats who'd eventually become BloodClan but for the rest of his life, he'd stick to BloodClan and never leave. Skergie was too nervous to sign his name, so he stared at the contract for a few hours before making up the name "Scourge".

What happened when Silverstream gave birth in Forest of Secrets?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 04, 2016, 03:44:46 PM
She lived

Who was deputy after redtail?
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Post by: Darkstar on September 04, 2016, 03:46:24 PM
Tailred, his evil twin.

How did Crowfeather get his name?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on September 04, 2016, 04:05:45 PM
He had the voice of a crow and the weight of a feather

Who was ShadowClan's first leader?

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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 04, 2016, 04:57:52 PM
Everyone accidentally mixed up their Clans at the start... So, Riverstar.

Why was everyone dying at RiverClan in Twilight?
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Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on September 04, 2016, 06:10:49 PM
they were all drowning, ironically.

how did Thunderclan get its name?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 04, 2016, 11:08:28 PM
Thundercats = Thunderclan

Who was the medicine cat  during into the wild?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 05, 2016, 12:26:49 AM
Dr. Doctor.

What was Brokenstar's name when in ThunderClan?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 05, 2016, 04:37:31 PM
ThunderTail!!! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses:


Who is firestars best friend?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 05, 2016, 04:44:54 PM
Tigerstar.

How did Berrykit lose his tail?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 05, 2016, 04:55:27 PM
he had to sacrifice his tail in order to save Thunderclan from the evil two legs.

Who is the leader of thunder clan after firestar?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 06, 2016, 12:18:55 AM
Ashstar. Because Firestar's leadership ended. Fire ends when you put it out. Fire, when put out, leaves ash. So Ashfur was prompted to come back from heaven and become leader. He then slaughtered Jayfeather and Lionblaze and Brambleclaw then made Squirrelflight his mate. They had two kits, Graykit and Redkit.

Why does Leafpool have the -pool suffix?
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Post by: Starlingspots on September 06, 2016, 05:37:58 AM
Because she likes swimming in the pool.

Where did Echosong come from?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 06, 2016, 04:35:04 PM
Narnia.

What was the inspiration for Brambleclaw?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 07, 2016, 04:37:38 PM
Cherith got prickled by a bramble while she was out for a walk and said, "Ow, that feels like a claw."


Which of the authors is from Lancashire?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 07, 2016, 04:52:08 PM
JOOOOOOOOHN CENA! *do do do*

How many lives does Firestar have at the end of Sunset?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 07, 2016, 07:17:36 PM
A good amount.

Who is tigerclaw's son?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 08, 2016, 01:10:40 PM
 :sunglasses: <--- this smiley.


What kind of animal killed Honeyfern?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 08, 2016, 03:45:38 PM
The majestic Garfensmartz that stabbed her.

Why doesn't Mothwing believe in StarClan?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 08, 2016, 05:30:11 PM
She's actually a Scientologist.


What is the name of the kittypet Leafpool befriended when she got caught by Twolegs?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 09, 2016, 12:48:55 AM
Obama.
How old were Graystripe and Fireheart when they got their full names?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 10, 2016, 04:44:39 PM
They were elders when they got there warrior names.

What happened to windclan during into the wild.
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 10, 2016, 04:52:01 PM
Got arrested for murder, a shoddy impersonating lawyer defended them.

Why wasn't Hollyleaf part of the three?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 10, 2016, 10:00:54 PM
Becasue she sucks

Who is bramblestar's sister?
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Post by: lavender on September 10, 2016, 10:12:17 PM
Brawnypelt, the proposed and rejected animal mascot for the paper towel brand Brawny

Where do good cats go when they die?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 10, 2016, 10:17:43 PM
They go to the atrocity exhibition.

Who is bluestar?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 11, 2016, 02:47:44 AM
An orange circle.

Where did the Clans meet for Gatherings at the lake before the tree on the island fell?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 11, 2016, 04:05:24 PM
They meet up at the barn

who was leader after crookedstar?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 11, 2016, 04:15:09 PM
Straightstar.

What was Deadfoot's original name?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 11, 2016, 10:59:20 PM
footloose :wink:


Who is bluestar's son?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 12, 2016, 12:19:47 AM
Firestar, he's adopted.

What do Jayfeather and Rock have in common?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 12, 2016, 12:22:14 AM
They both are from earth. :sunglasses: :eyeroll:


Who killed brokenstar??????
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 12, 2016, 12:23:34 AM
Fixedstar.

What do humans call deathberries?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 12, 2016, 11:18:33 PM
Raisin Bran

What herb is used to cure green cough??
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 13, 2016, 12:38:10 AM
A gentle pat on the face.

What was the first super edition?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 13, 2016, 02:44:32 PM
Hidden Prophices.


Where do leaders receive their nine lives?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 13, 2016, 04:22:35 PM
Thailand, it's deemed one of the best countries for medical things, and also getting nine lives.

How did Violet become a kittypet?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 13, 2016, 06:38:37 PM
By filling out an application form at the Job Centre.


Who was "The Lost Warrior" about?
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Post by: Starlingspots on September 13, 2016, 08:48:55 PM
Ganondorf

Who did Leopardstar love?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 13, 2016, 11:24:00 PM
She loved Leaders of Skyclan because no one could resist his stunning good looks  :sunglasses: (ftp://:sunglasses:)


Who is midnight?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 14, 2016, 12:32:49 AM
12:00 am.

Why was TigerClan banished for a moon?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 14, 2016, 11:59:53 PM
The full moon was gone.

Who lead shadowclan after brokenstar?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 15, 2016, 01:48:24 AM
I TOLD YOU, FIXEDSTAR! HE KILLED BROKENSTAR AND REPLACED HIM WHEN HE GOT BANISHED!

How did Brightheart lose half of her face?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 16, 2016, 04:37:16 PM
In a freak accident involving a giraffe, a unicycle, and several teapots.


Why do leaders have the suffix "star" in their names?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 16, 2016, 05:00:23 PM
Leaders are picked for their stargazing skills.

What is Briarlight's condition?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 16, 2016, 05:40:55 PM
Disco fever.


What is a kittypet?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 16, 2016, 06:22:39 PM
A pet term for she-cats, like how prosecutor Godot called women kittens.

According to Graypaw, how did Halftail lose his tail?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 16, 2016, 08:17:04 PM
In a poker game with Longtail.


Which ThunderClan couple has had the most kits?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 16, 2016, 09:36:18 PM
Dove X Bumble with a grand total of 9000...
AND 1?
*insert "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND" joke here*

Why did Darkstripe poison Sorrelkit?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 17, 2016, 05:25:14 AM
Because she got a power, and she can distoy us all the bad guys.

(Not sure whether I'm being slightly too obscure with my bad fanfic references there, but I hope someone gets that xD)


What's the difference between greencough and whitecough?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 17, 2016, 06:12:41 AM
Greencough is contracted by people near others with whitecough. How whitecough happens is that when a cat is near a white cat, they give off special whitecough hormones. If a cat is exposed with greencough or whitecough hormones if pregnant, all kits are immediately white because that's how genes work. If a whitecoguh cat has kits, all kits are born dead and unless other relatives exist it is the end of the genetic line.

Why did Daisy leave ThunderClan in Sunset?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 17, 2016, 05:24:14 PM
To go on a lovely holiday in the Lake District.


Who are Squirrelflight's kits?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 17, 2016, 05:52:00 PM
Me.

How many cats did Tigerstar kill?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 17, 2016, 06:37:28 PM
None, but he did once kill a bear.


Which Clan lives on a moor?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 17, 2016, 07:24:45 PM
ShadowClan.

Who is older, Tigerstar or Brokenstar?
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Post by: Starlingspots on September 17, 2016, 09:15:01 PM
The shocking answer to the above question is that Tiny Branch is older then both of them.

What happened to the dog pack in A Dangerous Path?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 17, 2016, 09:17:55 PM
They fell afoul of Yellowfang, who cursed them all and turned them into mice.


What was Leopardstar's cause of death?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 17, 2016, 09:39:16 PM
Poaching.

What was Crookedkit's original name?
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Post by: Starlingspots on September 17, 2016, 09:40:48 PM
Kitcrooked

Why did the Clans have to leave their old home?
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Post by: Lord Gato on September 18, 2016, 09:11:31 AM
Because Lord Gato went down from the heavens and wreaked havoc upon the forest.
Did Oakheart really die?
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Post by: Darkforestwarrior on September 18, 2016, 09:51:49 AM
No. He lives on....in all of us. We are all Oakheart

Who was leader of WindClan before Tallstar?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 18, 2016, 12:03:34 PM
Jayfeather's stick.


What is the third series called?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 18, 2016, 04:35:33 PM
All Hail The Stick.

What was Lionblaze's power?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 18, 2016, 06:23:25 PM
The dude had the ability to fall asleep whenever he wants to instead of lying awake all night.

Who is oakhearts brother?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 19, 2016, 12:28:42 AM
Everyone who thinks knowing my brother is something to put on your resume IT DAMN ISN'T

Why was Willowbreeze's birth so disastrous?
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Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on September 19, 2016, 07:29:45 PM
because as they were born, their mother blew away.

What made the lake dry up?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 19, 2016, 08:31:06 PM
Salt because the cats were being salty.


who killed brokenstar????
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Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on September 19, 2016, 09:02:11 PM
Brokenstar's nemesis, Fixédstar (you pronounce the e in ed to make it more fancy).

why was Jayfeather upset when he lost his stick?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 20, 2016, 12:35:12 AM
He slept with it at night as a kit so when he lost it he was sad.

What is a daylight-warrior?
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Post by: Starlingspots on September 20, 2016, 04:24:47 PM
A group of warriors who hang from their tails from trees during the day.

What color was Redtail's tail?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 20, 2016, 05:26:27 PM
Green.

Who two cats did Vicky say (and contradicted) to be the cat at the bottom of The Forgotten Warrior?
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Post by: Starlingspots on September 20, 2016, 06:57:38 PM
The cats were Whitetail and Onestar.

What did Leafstar dream about in the beginning of SkyClan's Destiny?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 21, 2016, 12:36:52 AM
Cake. Mmmmm.

Who did Fireheart believe to be the prophesised cat when Spottedleaf came to him in Fire and Ice?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 21, 2016, 08:15:44 PM
Garfield.


What prophecy was Firestar given in The Darkest Hour?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 22, 2016, 12:20:27 AM
"12 o'clock is the darkest hour"
I dunno, maybe something like that.

What was Bluestar's ninth life for, who gave it to her and how did she lose it?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 22, 2016, 10:48:39 PM
She got it from me, She lost when when she got lost in sea


Who is scourge's unofficial deputy?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 23, 2016, 12:18:03 AM
Whitestorm. He was actually from BloodClan but last minute he ditched Scourge.

Who was Lionpaw meeting with in Dark River?
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Post by: Lord Gato on September 23, 2016, 10:55:39 AM
Oakheart

Who is Bluestar's mate????????????????? (Mmmmhhmm)
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 23, 2016, 04:13:07 PM
Thunderstar.

What sign made Mothwing a medicine cat?
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Post by: Lord Gato on September 23, 2016, 09:14:13 PM
The stop sign

Who is the deputy of blood clan?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 23, 2016, 09:18:42 PM
Moi.

Who is Firestar's kittypet sister?
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Post by: Leaders of skyclan on September 26, 2016, 11:26:06 PM
Its queen

why did pinestar leave?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on September 27, 2016, 12:16:15 AM
To join the developers and programmers of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice in Japan to revolt against Mr. Yamazaki for being too demanding.

Who is Brokenstar's mother?
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Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on September 27, 2016, 11:52:35 AM
Rightwing. she's always correct.

Why did Ravenpaw leave THunderclan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on September 27, 2016, 05:23:26 PM
He had to migrate. He was a cat born in a group called "the ravens".
It's secretly actually Robinwing and Fuzzypelt's family.
They had so many babies until a monster almost killed that unnamed pair of kits that were mentioned in Bluestar's Prophecy when Frostfur and Brindleface were born.
"Oh noes," says Fuzzypelt, "we have to moooove!"
The Ravens came into ThunderClan but nobody noticed.
Back to Into The Wild. Leaf-bare was coming, and they'd go to Australia. So they all flew ans went to Australia to spend the Leaf-bare up there, but in Australia they were collectin' does rays.

What Clan leader used to be a kittypet?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 01, 2016, 02:42:49 PM
Tigerstar (his kittypet name was Cuddles).


What do the Tribe of Rushing Water call their ancestors?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 01, 2016, 05:51:08 PM
The Tribe of Rushed Water.
The unborn kits have their own tribe called the Tribe of To Be Rushed Water.

What were the names of the rogues who found the travelling cats near the end of Moonrise?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Leaders of skyclan on October 02, 2016, 01:17:49 PM
There names were dude and guy ok ok ok???

Who is the main character in skyclans destiny ?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 02, 2016, 05:48:04 PM
A RiverClan cat.

What is the name of Vicky's late American Staffy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on October 02, 2016, 06:24:51 PM
Moonpaw, duh!

what was Bluestar's Warrior name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Leaders of skyclan on October 03, 2016, 11:55:51 PM
Boostar


Who ate kittypet food in raising storm.
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 04, 2016, 02:49:45 AM
Tigerclaw!

What was Brokenstar going to do with Lionheart and Frostfur's kits?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 04, 2016, 07:42:45 PM
Dress them up in little dinosaur costumes.



Who was Firestar's first love interest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 04, 2016, 11:55:15 PM
Some hot cat he saw in a magazine when he was a kittypet. Mmmmm. *seductive whistle*

What is a daylight warrior?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 12, 2016, 08:10:22 PM
That one heroic friend who reminds you "The clocks are going back/forward this weekend!" so you don't accidentally go to work at the wrong time.


Which of the Erins wrote Rising Storm?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on October 12, 2016, 08:49:19 PM
all the Erins. Erin is actually a name given to the collective conscience of all the cat book kids. So all of us wrote Rising Storm.

Why was Fireheart/star afraid to make Bramblepaw a warrior?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 13, 2016, 04:36:50 AM
Because Bramblepaw had Warriorceremonyphobia. The fear of warrior ceremonies.

What was the name of the imaginary Clan Heatherpaw and Lionpaw made up?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 13, 2016, 07:37:14 PM
The Herb Cats (warrior cat equivalent of the Spice Girls). Lionpaw was Ginger Herb and Heatherpaw was Sporty Herb.


What are the two different types of WindClan warrior?
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Post by: Ravenheart on October 17, 2016, 12:43:32 PM
There are the lazy ones and the hyperactive ones.

Why did Ravenpaw leave the ThunderClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 17, 2016, 04:09:12 PM
He was offered a job as a train driver in Twolegplace.


Who was the main villain in the first series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Lightning on October 17, 2016, 04:11:52 PM
Quote from: Dustfeather on October 17, 2016, 04:09:12 PM
He was offered a job as a train driver in Twolegplace.


Who was the main villain in the first series?
I need someone to draw that.

Firestar was the villain.

So if Sandstorm is Redtail's daughter, then who is Hollytuft to Adderfang?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 18, 2016, 04:40:58 AM
Hollytuft is Adderfang's sister.

As Jayfeather thought, everyone but Daisy's what could starve as far as she cared in Eclipse?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 16, 2016, 08:31:30 PM
fur. if Daisy's fur didn't starve, she was good to go.

Why was Jayfeather obsessed with the stick?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on November 16, 2016, 10:55:31 PM
Because he had a stick castle and he needed to patch up his wall.

What colour is Longtail?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on November 17, 2016, 01:20:46 AM
No one really knew. He was a Cat-meleon. changed color every time some-cat saw him.

Speaking of Longtail, how long is Longtails tail?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 17, 2016, 06:06:54 AM
4.8 miles.


Which of Willowpelt's kits did Darkstripe try to poison?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on November 18, 2016, 05:49:29 PM
All of them. Their names are Chinesehackberrykit, (Chinesehackberrytail) Castoroilkit (Castoroilfur) and Rhuskit, (Rhuswhisker) following the theme of their mother's name; noxious weeds in Australia.

What did Sol predict?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 18, 2016, 06:22:09 PM
That Firestar would meet a tall, dark stranger who would bring about the end of the world in 2012.

What is Lionblaze's power?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on November 19, 2016, 04:52:47 AM
Manipulation. Everybody says the answer he wants when he asks a question.

Why did Leopardstar perform the merger of RiverClan into ShadowClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on November 19, 2016, 04:39:40 PM
Because she was trying to put together an orchestra, and RiverClan didn't have enough cellists or trombonists.


When Spottedleaf gave Firestar one of his nine lives, what quality did she bestow upon him?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on December 27, 2016, 09:10:27 PM
To realise how damn hot she was and have kittens with her. *insert sexy kissing sounds here*

What is Devil's Fingers to the cats?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 28, 2016, 05:39:32 PM
The boy from mid-2000s CBBC show "Stupid" who repeatedly shouts "Devil finger!" while poking people.


Name two ThunderClan elders from the first series.
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on December 28, 2016, 10:01:59 PM
Alright, one will be named Donald Trump and the other Ricardio Jonson Emmanuel Luigi Jeshua Egbert Richard Julius Lifou Eden Lionel Ramsey London and I'll love them forever and ever and ever and ever and ever like they were my grandfathers!

What name did Firepaw say under his breath to mock Darkstripe?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 29, 2016, 07:42:51 AM
"Looks like someone's a few squirrels short of a fresh-kill pile.."

What was Leopardstar's warrior name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on December 29, 2016, 04:37:26 PM
Goldenpelt. Her fur was only spotted when she became leader.

What animals did Swiftpaw and Brightpaw try to take on?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 29, 2016, 05:55:08 PM
Emus. Much like the Royal Australian Artillery in the Emu War (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War), they lost after being outmanoeuvred by the emus.


Who was Mousefur's mentor?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on December 30, 2016, 04:24:23 AM
Quote from: Dustfeather on December 29, 2016, 05:55:08 PM
Emus. Much like the Royal Australian Artillery in the Emu War (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War), they lost after being outmanoeuvred by the emus.


Who was Mousefur's mentor?

I read through the whole article I'm dying I need air

Mousefur was so precocious she taught herself her whole apprenticeship. Bluestar said
*gets ghetto translator*

 "YoyyoyoO!!,,, Mouse u'RE $Ixx MontHS ol'' U bEComIn Uhh APprEntiCe Yo'''' MEntoRR $halll BE"

"blueStAr Ah'm $oRRee But Ah'm $O $MARt AHH wuD Digg 2 B Mah MeNtor"

"aLriGhT, MOUSEpaw'$ MentOrrr Iz MoUsePaW Peacee THuNderclan"

(click to show/hide)

How did Mousefur die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on December 30, 2016, 11:07:29 AM
She had... boneitis (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3uk5bJcyM8).

Who gave Firestar each of his nine lives?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on December 30, 2016, 03:39:05 PM
1. Cloudtail
2. Tigerstar
3. His former owner
4. The Queen
5. The Pope
6. An emu
7. A small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden
8. Genghis Khan
9. The anonymous author of Le Ménagier de Paris, the manuscript containing the first recorded waffle recipe



Where do Gatherings take place?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Starlingspots on January 27, 2017, 03:03:50 PM
They take place on the back of the turtle from Majora's Mask.

Where did the Clans go after the destruction of the forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on February 01, 2017, 10:17:44 PM
they went to the screaming forest. Everything there constantly screams, and that is why the twolegs don't go there at all. They all were driven mad and collectively hallucinated living at the lake.

Why did Shadowclan drive off Windclan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on February 02, 2017, 06:30:11 PM
To turn their territory into a theme park. (Brokenstar particularly insisted that the park include one of those rides with the spinning teacups).


What do RiverClan cats mostly eat?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on February 02, 2017, 11:58:42 PM
They're cannibals, of course! Bad apprentices are devoured, and sometimes med cats will eat their patients if they're too sick.
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 20, 2017, 01:52:06 PM
Going to ask a question as I miss this thread :P


When did the first Warriors book come out?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on April 21, 2017, 09:19:26 PM
It predates the bible.

How did Spottedleaf fade in The Last Hope?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 22, 2017, 07:05:56 AM
She faded into obscurity after a one-hit-wonder single called "Eat Catmint Every Day".


How many kits were in Sorreltail's first litter?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on April 23, 2017, 07:42:55 PM
In the beginning, Sorreltail created the heavens and the earth.

She made out a creature using bones and fur, and called it "cat". Cat would eat the mice and other prey of the lake, and Sorreltail was begged by Cat to make another version of Cat. Using a bone from Cat, she created Molly. She pushed out every single first generation ancient cat. Then, Sorreltail rested.

What part of her body did Briarlight break?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 23, 2017, 09:36:16 PM
Her voice, which is now very deep and manly.


What colour fur does Ashfur have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on April 24, 2017, 02:14:56 AM
Ashfur is black because he was cremated.  His ashes are over there, because he stated so in his will.

Who converted ShadowClan to atheism?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 24, 2017, 08:25:48 PM
Belinda Carlisle, who convinced the ShadowClan cats that StarClan is, in fact, a place on Earth.



Who was Firestar's first deputy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on April 26, 2017, 03:15:55 AM
The deputy that James Veitch didn't shoot. (https://youtu.be/_QdPW8JrYzQ?t=9m24s)

Why is the Warriors manga not real manga?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 26, 2017, 06:33:21 AM
Because it's on TV, so it's actually anime.



What was Firestar's name as a kittypet?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on April 26, 2017, 05:29:22 PM
Smokin' Joe

Who are Jayfeather, Lionblaze, and Hollyleaf's  parents?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 26, 2017, 05:33:22 PM
Mapleshade and Smudge.



Which cat led a rebellion in Starlight?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on April 28, 2017, 01:53:19 AM
Ferncloud, because she was going to be a warrior but she wanted to be in the nursery for time immemorial.

Why did Graystripe disappear in the New Prophecy?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 28, 2017, 01:41:03 PM
It was part of a magic trick done by Sol. Graystripe later reappeared by popping out of a hat. Sol then tried the same thing with the sun, which unfortunately didn't go down as well with the audience.


What suffix do apprentices' names have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on April 28, 2017, 05:36:13 PM
moonsunstar because one time the Clans decided apprentices were annoying, so they'd annoy any traditional or devout apprentice via naming them three traditionally incorrect names.

What do all of the main characters in the arcs have in common?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 29, 2017, 08:26:05 PM
They're all from Jamaica. Also, all of the main characters except Brambleclaw have at some point flown a plane (Brambleclaw, unfortunately, gets motion sickness while flying).



What type of herb is used to treat whitecough?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on April 29, 2017, 08:30:52 PM
Medicinal cannabis, a medicine cat called Smokeweed figured this out. The day it was discovered is hailed as Smokeweed Day, which is coincidentally Adolf Hitler's birthday, which is coincidentally 4/20.

What are the names of Cherith's cats?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 29, 2017, 08:38:07 PM
Vicky and Kate. They both do a lot of work on the Warriors books, but have to ask Cherith to write everything down for them as they don't have thumbs.


Name three cats from the Dark Forest.
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on April 30, 2017, 11:28:41 AM
Inky, Blinky, Pinky, and Clyde (little bonus there for you)

What other name is the Dark Forest known by?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on April 30, 2017, 05:04:40 PM
Rhyl (not to be confused with Rhyl in North Wales, which is even worse).


Which of the Erins recently resigned?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on May 01, 2017, 05:31:39 AM
Aaron from that Aphmau series my friend is obsessed with.

Why was there a drought in The Fourth Apprentice?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on May 10, 2017, 03:27:52 PM
Because Jesus visited the lake and turned it into wine, and the Twolegs drank it all because yay, free wine!


Who or what is Midnight?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Lightning on May 10, 2017, 09:59:19 PM
a hairless mole rat

who are Tawnypelt's kits?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on May 14, 2017, 12:48:32 PM
Her only kit was Tigerstar, meaning Tigerstar is his own grandfather due to a confusing time travel subplot from one of the super editions.

Who is the leader of the Tribe of Rushing Water?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on May 15, 2017, 01:21:54 AM
Dreamcatcher of course, he was declared Stoneteller by Darkstar.

Why did Turtle Tail die?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on May 15, 2017, 04:24:20 PM
because Ww died, and Turtletail's life literally depended on Ww.

Why did the cats have to leave the forest?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on May 15, 2017, 04:43:02 PM
Turtle Tail died, and the cats' lives depended on her.

Why did SkyClan disappear?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on May 15, 2017, 05:27:06 PM
because Turtle Tail died, and the forests' ecosystem depended on her.

How did Greystripe meet Millie?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on May 15, 2017, 08:48:20 PM
They were colleagues at the mortuary where Turtle Tail was brought when she died.


Who brought Cloudtail to the forest?


Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on May 15, 2017, 09:01:22 PM
Turtletail's spirit. It shocked every one.

Why did Fireheart get mad at Cloudpaw?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on May 16, 2017, 02:33:57 AM
Cloudpaw believed Turtle Tail was just a fairy tale hero and he should know that Turtle Tail's spirit took him to ThunderClan.

What did Goosefeather see on the vole that prompted ThunderClan to attack WindClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on May 16, 2017, 10:38:31 AM
he saw Turtle Tail. As odd as it sounds, that's what he saw.

Why did Fireheart and Graystripe go find windclan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on May 16, 2017, 12:43:45 PM
They were actually looking for Turtle Tail. They just found WindClan by accident.

Why did Mudclaw lead a rebellion in WindClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on May 16, 2017, 03:16:27 PM
because Turtle Tail told him to.

Who was the main character for the first arc of the Warriors Series?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on May 17, 2017, 02:15:41 AM
Turtle Tai-

oh wait, DotC isn't considered the first arc?

How did Gray Wing end up following the Sun Trail?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on May 17, 2017, 01:04:38 PM
He was trying to go on holiday to Tenby but his Sat Nav led him astray.


In which series does Turtle Tail feature?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Lightning on May 17, 2017, 03:53:51 PM
Quote from: Neon Skylite on May 15, 2017, 01:21:54 AM
Dreamcatcher of course, he was declared Stoneteller by Darkstar.

Why did Turtle Tail die?
ily Neon that was beautiful

TURTLE TAIL DID NOT DIE SHE JUST WENT FOR A LONG HUNT


How is Leafstar still alive?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on May 17, 2017, 04:00:16 PM
Through the will of Turtle Tail. Let's face it, Turtle Tail is the real hero here.

How did CInderpaw break her leg? (either one, it doens't matter)
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on May 17, 2017, 05:46:02 PM
She owed Turtle Tail money and needed some "persuading".

How did Tigerstar unite RiverClan with ShadowClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on May 18, 2017, 12:40:35 AM
Turtle Tail convinced Leopardstar to hand over control of RiverClan then transferred the land over to ShadowClan. TigerClan successful.

What happened to Jay's Wing after the Ancients left for the mountains?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on May 26, 2017, 01:24:52 PM
They met Turtle Tail, and the rest is history.

Why did Ravenpaw flee from ThunderClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on May 26, 2017, 04:41:29 PM
Because Turtle Tail told him to.

What was the name of the cat that Bluestar and Firestar stayed with on their way back from the Moon rock?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on May 26, 2017, 06:04:58 PM
Blob.


What species is Turtle Tail?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on May 27, 2017, 06:41:50 AM
Turtle Tail is her own species.

Who was Blizzardstar from Code of the Clans named after?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Frosty (Frosty) on May 27, 2017, 11:23:55 AM
Turtle tail. It doesn't make sense, but originally Turtle tail's name was going to be Turtle Blizzard. The leader decided against it, as a Blizzard of Turtles would be quite terrifying.

What made Rusty leave his kittypet life behind?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Billystorm on May 27, 2017, 03:57:19 PM
 Nothing. He never left.

WHY IS EVERYONE IGNORING ME

How many kits did Ferncloud have?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on May 27, 2017, 07:56:14 PM
3 kits, because that's how many times people tried to interrupt the Turtle Tail chain smh

What was causing the lake to dry up in The Fourth Apprentice?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Giegue on May 27, 2017, 08:01:16 PM
Turtle Tail's tail o' turtles

How much tail could a Turtle Tail turtl, if a Turtle Tail could turtle tail?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Billystorm on May 27, 2017, 08:06:07 PM
Turtle Tail

PLEASE LOOK AT THE THREAD RIGHT BELOW THIS ONE

Why did Skyclan allow daylight-warriors?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on May 28, 2017, 12:34:25 PM
Because they live in Pembrokeshire where there's no public transport at night. Unfortunately cats can't drive as they're too small to reach the pedals, so they wouldn't have been able to get home otherwise.


Name a character with the initials "T.T."


Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Billystorm on May 28, 2017, 01:46:42 PM
Thorntooth

How many codes are in the Warrior Code?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Giegue on May 28, 2017, 03:00:25 PM
The amount of Turtle Tail's Turtle Tails.


What is a den?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on July 21, 2017, 07:17:48 PM
welll this game really died

A den is the plural for Turtle Tail's Turtle Tails.

why was there a drought in The Fourth Apprentice
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on July 24, 2017, 12:25:42 PM
Because Tigerstar drained the lake so he could water his golf course with it.


Name any ginger cat from the Warriors series.
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on July 27, 2017, 06:38:27 AM
Blackfoot.

Why did Daisy join ThunderClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on September 08, 2017, 10:26:06 AM
Because they were giving out free pens and stickers.

How many of Dustpelt and Ferncloud's kittens are still alive?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on September 08, 2017, 10:46:03 PM
None. Ferncloud had fertility problems, and there's no cat IVF when you're feral.

Why did Mapleshade go insane?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on September 16, 2017, 07:35:21 AM
She was driven mad after exploring an underground temple and finding it to be full of lizard people.


What is the human name for the moor where WindClan live?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Darkforestwarrior on September 16, 2017, 08:49:26 PM
Mt. EpicMcAwesomeland

When do kits become apprentices?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon, too lazy to log in on September 18, 2017, 06:31:28 AM
Once they win the hunter games, think the hunger games but cats.

What's the tribe name for queens?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on September 18, 2017, 07:33:45 PM
Usually on Boxing Day.


What was the name of the Super Edition book about Tigerheart?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on September 24, 2017, 08:05:29 PM
tigerheart's diary (TOP SECRET)

What was Flametail playing when he died?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on September 25, 2017, 09:33:13 AM
Super Street Fighter II Turbo

Where does Midnight live?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on September 26, 2017, 08:56:44 AM
Turkmenistan; more specifically, Balkanabat.


The most recent Super Edition is called 'Tigerheart's ______'?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 01, 2017, 05:13:17 AM
Tigerheart's Deja Vu seriously this was some posts ago

Why did Sunstar only receive eight lives?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 01, 2017, 08:06:31 AM
Because he liked everything to be in even numbers.

Quote from: Neon Skylite on October 01, 2017, 05:13:17 AM
Tigerheart's Deja Vu seriously this was some posts ago

Aghh, mandarin, yes, my mistake - very sorry :P


What is 'Tallpines'?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 01, 2017, 08:16:08 PM
A cat known for being extremely tall. Just bring Tallpines into battle and you could see all the cats running from the terror of Tallpines.

In reality, what is the Mothermouth?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 03, 2017, 05:53:13 AM
A giant mouth that appears in the sky during Gatherings and tells all the cats to take their shoes off and do their homework.


Who was the founder of RiverClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: hyperadam on October 03, 2017, 03:31:49 PM
Samuel de Champlain

What happened to Bluestar's sister?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 03, 2017, 03:43:09 PM
She became addicted to cybernetic body enhancements and eventually went on to join Tigerstar's robot army.


What was Firestar's kittypet name?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Neon Skylite on October 03, 2017, 10:10:48 PM
Mr. Snugglykins.

Who was Brightspirit made in memory to?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Dustfeather on October 31, 2017, 11:02:20 AM
Jimi Hendrix.


What was the highest rank held by Whitestorm in ThunderClan?
Title: Re: all the wrong answers to warriors
Post by: Spellmaster on November 04, 2017, 05:23:53 PM
Former Chief Adviser to the Emperor and Prime Minister. very prestigious.


what does windclan have a reputation for being good at?
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Post by: Dustfeather on November 05, 2017, 10:53:55 AM
Morris dancing.

What herb is the best remedy for greencough?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on November 11, 2017, 01:19:35 AM
Parsley. Sprinkle on chicken breast and put in sandwich. Grill for 15 minutes, then enjoy hot.

How did Berrynose lose his tail?
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Post by: Dustfeather on November 11, 2017, 09:56:13 AM
He left it on the bus and it got stolen after someone mistook it for a furry scarf.


What does Crowfeather look like?
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Post by: hyperadam on November 11, 2017, 06:13:31 PM
Does he look like a blueberry?
He has long ebony black hair (that's how he got his name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches his mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell him he looks like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[He's not related to Gerard Way but he wishes he was because he's a major grapefruiting hottie.

What do the Clans do on the full moon?
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Post by: Dustfeather on November 12, 2017, 07:24:45 AM
Best answer ever xD


On the full moon, the cats form a choir and perform the song 'FullMoon' by Sonata Arctica repeatedly.


In which country were the books originally supposed to be set?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on November 27, 2017, 11:10:39 PM
In Australia, but it turns out if they wanted to set it there they'd have weird names like Rainbowlorikeetface or Lilly-pillyclaw or Budgerigarfur.

Who was the silver cat to save the tribe?
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Post by: Dustfeather on November 28, 2017, 06:40:47 AM
Firestar. Cats are colourblind, so he looked silver to the Tribe despite actually being ginger.


What is the fourth book in 'The New Prophecy' called?
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Post by: Wolfie on January 09, 2018, 02:00:58 AM
Plasma bursts

Who killed Runningwind?
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Post by: Cow on January 09, 2018, 08:35:20 AM
Jayfeather

Who was mosskit?
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Post by: Dustfeather on January 10, 2018, 10:30:12 AM
A sentient bundle of moss shaped like a cat, who was rather fond of scones.


What did each of Firestar's nine lives represent?
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Post by: Shimmersong on March 01, 2018, 03:45:07 PM
First life, second life, third life, fourth life, fifth life, sixth life, seventh life, eighth life, ninth life.

Who were Bramblestar’s kits?
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Post by: Dustfeather on March 01, 2018, 08:11:51 PM
The Power Rangers.


What is ThunderClan named after?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on March 01, 2018, 11:49:19 PM
After the founders, who were huge fans of the Imagine Dragons song Thunder.

What did Crowpaw request his warrior name to be?
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Post by: hyperadam on March 02, 2018, 07:06:47 PM
Hellshake, in honour of Hellshake Yano (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4f_89lSaG4).

What kind of prey does WindClan typically eat?
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Post by: Dustfeather on March 03, 2018, 07:22:10 AM
Tortoises and snails. WindClan cats aren't actually fast - they just look faster because their prey is so slow.


What happens in the book 'Moonrise'?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on March 05, 2018, 02:23:15 AM
the travelling cats watch the moon rise. of course. then they take photos of the sky and post it to instagram even though everyone knows that it's so ugly when you take a picture of the moon with a smartphone

how did jagged peak break his leg?


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Post by: Dustfeather on March 05, 2018, 05:47:57 PM
By falling off Crib Goch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LuGmfEU0-w). That's how he got his name.



What is the horseplace?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on March 06, 2018, 01:10:48 AM
The horseplace is in Melbourne, where Daisy, Smoky, Coriander, and Daisy's kits go every year to watch the Melbourne Cup. Hazeltail actually doesn't really like horse racing and is just there to make fun of the weird names.

How did Thunderstar get his name?
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Post by: Dustfeather on March 06, 2018, 07:07:14 AM
Daisy named him after one of the horses from the Melbourne Cup.



What type of bee is one of Graystripe's kits named after?
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Post by: Spellmaster on April 04, 2018, 05:59:53 PM
graystripe's son is named after the sweat bee (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halictidae). he hates his parents for it and is planning to legally change his name as soon as he turns 18 (months).


why did some of the tribe leave their home in the mountains in Dawn of the Clans?
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Post by: Dustfeather on April 04, 2018, 06:41:36 PM
Quote from: Spellmaster on April 04, 2018, 05:59:53 PM
graystripe's son is named after the sweat bee (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halictidae). he hates his parents for it and is planning to legally change his name as soon as he turns 18 (months).

Thank you - I learned a new fact today (namely that sweat bees exist xD)


Some members of the Tribe left their home due to gentrification meaning they could no longer afford the rent on their caves, which are now populated by multi-millionaire bats and also an owl who happens to be a famous footballer.


What happens in Firestar's Quest?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on April 09, 2018, 03:16:05 AM
Jayfeather DMs a DnD campaign. They're on the quest to find a relic called the Firestar, but it all goes wrong when Berrynose -- papaya Berrynose -- rolls a 20 and seduces the main villain. Dammit, Berrynose.

Why did Hollyleaf flee into the tunnels?
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Post by: The Violist Calico Cat on April 14, 2018, 09:46:08 PM
She wanted to see what pretty crystals she could find there!

How did Crookedstar :kiss: break his jaw?
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Post by: Dustfeather on April 15, 2018, 05:22:13 AM
He dislocated it an an attempt to swallow an entire pineapple.


What does Scourge look like?
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Post by: Barley44Ravenpaw on April 15, 2018, 07:59:06 AM
Scourge is a rainbow kitten made of cotton candy!

Why did Ravenpaw leave ThunderClan?

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Post by: Dustfeather on April 15, 2018, 09:51:45 AM
He states it was because of "musical differences", but he was actually kicked out via text message after getting into a fight with a goose (who turned out to be Bluestar's godmother).


Where does the ThunderClan leader stand while announcing Clan meetings?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on April 23, 2018, 05:16:59 AM
on the ground, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

what is the border between ShadowClan and ThunderClan in the forest territories?
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Post by: Dustfeather on April 23, 2018, 07:40:43 AM
A very long sculpture of a snake.


What is a Twolegplace?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on April 29, 2018, 09:04:25 PM
It's a weird place covered in dark mist where cats enter, then leave with only two legs. The curious cats who have survived twolegplace, known as twolegs, often die shortly after they enter Twolegplace.

What was Twigpaw named after?
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Post by: Dustfeather on April 30, 2018, 06:47:16 AM
Her parents' favourite food happened to be Twiglets (http://www.igourmet.com/images/productsLG/150twiglets.jpg).


What is Leafpool's sister called?
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Post by: -Sonder on April 30, 2018, 03:26:04 PM
Lily Potter.

What ability does Tree have?
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Post by: Dustfeather on May 01, 2018, 01:05:43 PM
He can be used as a toaster. If you put bread in his mouth, he'll spit it out again a few minutes later, toasted.


How many kits has Brightheart had?
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Post by: Spellmaster on May 04, 2018, 04:27:16 PM
technically she hasn't had any, because all 16 of her kids are adopted, but they're a wonderful family and they all think of each other as kin regardless.

what did the "fire will save the clan" prophecy refer to?
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Post by: Dustfeather on May 05, 2018, 08:29:55 AM
It refers to Clan MacBean of Inverness, whose chief nearly froze to death one winter until his fellow clansmen eventually managed to get a fire going.

(Disclaimer: this didn't actually happen; I just looked up a list of Scottish clans on Wikipedia and made it up. Specifically chose Clan MacBean (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_MacBean) as they have a cat as their crest design)

What sort of creatures do RiverClan eat?
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Post by: -Sonder on May 06, 2018, 02:20:57 PM
Squiggling golden curry, which happen to be quite notorious for their mushy yet velvety scales.

What happened to Feathertail?
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Post by: thunderpetal on May 28, 2018, 07:54:14 PM
she flew away into the sunset

who is tigerheart?
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Post by: Dustfeather on May 29, 2018, 08:19:44 AM
The CEO of Twinings Tea.


Where do the cats go for Gatherings?
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Post by: -Sonder on May 29, 2018, 06:55:24 PM
To the City of Light, where they gather pineapples to enthrone the nearest leather boot.

What do the Clan leaders' names end with?
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Post by: Dustfeather on May 29, 2018, 07:25:30 PM
"Esquire".

What is the fourth Warriors series called?
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Post by: Spellmaster on June 03, 2018, 04:46:37 PM
"Warriors: Dancing With the Stars."

Who are Alderpaw and Sparkpaw's parents?
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Post by: Dustfeather on June 04, 2018, 06:18:56 AM
Ayn Rand and God, thanks to an Oxford Comma-related mishap.


Where do the Tribe of Rushing Water live?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on June 06, 2018, 01:45:55 AM
Under the sea, of course.

Why was Mapleshade exiled?
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Post by: Spellmaster on June 23, 2018, 12:30:34 AM
she was caught smuggling banned fruits across the thunderclan border. big no-no.

what does Leafstar look like?
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Post by: Dustfeather on June 24, 2018, 06:41:51 AM
This: :sunglasses:


Where did Feathertail go when she died?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on July 06, 2018, 01:44:32 AM
six feet under.

she was buried.

what was Gray Wing's condition?
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Post by: Spellmaster on August 09, 2018, 03:40:42 PM
he was gluten intolerant, but even once he was diagnosed he refused to stop eating garlic bread, because I mean come on

how many years does the series (as a whole) span?
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Post by: Dustfeather on August 09, 2018, 04:06:01 PM
Just one year. All the cats are actually kittens, and the series is the plot of a pretend game they're playing.


What do BloodClan cats wear?
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Post by: Spellmaster on September 23, 2018, 04:34:53 PM
a standard private school uniform, consisting of a blazer, slacks, and polished shoes. however, there's no requirements for the color of the socks.

what are the clan deputy's responsibilities?
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Post by: Dustfeather on September 23, 2018, 09:22:21 PM
To avoid getting shot by Bob Marley.


Who is the oldest cat in ThunderClan currently?
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Post by: Neon Skylite on October 24, 2018, 01:30:04 AM
the oldest cat is Jayfeather. not physically, like. mentally. he would comment on yt videos saying "god i wish i wasn't born when all the pop music is about sex and drugs, i wish it was about metal and rock like this"

where do the medicine cats go for the half moon?
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Post by: Dustfeather on October 28, 2018, 09:17:46 AM
They claim they're going to the monthly Feline Herbology Conference, but such a conference doesn't actually exist and they're really going to a rave (Littlecloud is the one who usually brings the glowsticks).


Why did Cinderpelt become a medicine cat?