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Offline Neon Skylite

Quickly, make an excuse!
« on: August 01, 2016, 04:27:47 PM »
Just say a command and another will make an excuse for it!
Example:
Person 1: Go make me some toast.
Person 2: *stuffs pillow up shirt* But I'm pregnant!
Go do your homework.
Person 1: But I want to climb the fridge!
Alright, lemme start.
Wash the dog.

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Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2016, 07:49:05 PM »
I can't, my homework ate the dog.


Pick me up some hummus from the supermarket.

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Offline Darkforestwarrior

Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2016, 10:33:39 PM »
I can't, the hummus was all stolen by hummingbirds.

Go take a shower.

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Offline Neon Skylite

Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2016, 12:37:36 AM »
Nup. It's raining outside, I can wash myself there, right?
It's freezing here august in australia so turn up the heater.

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Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2016, 11:26:27 AM »
-gives you a jumper instead-


Eat your vegetables.

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Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2016, 11:37:41 AM »
I told you, I'm going on a red meat-only diet! It's healthy!

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Offline Neon Skylite

Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2016, 04:33:40 PM »
But we won't be eating till 6 o'clock, father!
Clean your room.

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Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2016, 09:03:32 PM »
But it's full of cobwebs and I don't want to make all the spiders homeless :P


Feed the cat.

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Offline Neon Skylite

Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2016, 01:24:35 AM »
Cat? I only have a dog, and I'm allergic to ca- ACHOO!
Get me an EpiPen, I'm having an allergic reaction!
by the way, real-life neon is not allergic to cats. She is not allergic to anything. :smile:

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Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2016, 05:35:44 AM »
But I've already used it since I've had one as well!

Quickly, go fetch me some water! I'm going to die of thirst.

Offline Neon Skylite

Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2016, 06:30:54 AM »
*drinks last of water* Excuse me what was that?

Calm down my brother whose birthday is just 12 hours and 28 minutes away. (yes, his birthday was August 4, 20whocares at 9:58 AM.)

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Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2016, 10:37:26 AM »
But I can't get free of this bear trap I'm stuck in!

Call an ambulance! I'm beginning to bleed out.

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Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2016, 12:59:14 PM »
No need. -gives you a plaster-


Hoover the bathroom.

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Offline Neon Skylite

Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2016, 05:08:47 PM »
But I wanna finish my book! Rose just died and everyone's out for her killer's blood!

Dress me for the upcoming dance.

Offline Tom

Re: Quickly, make an excuse!
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2016, 06:54:46 AM »
I can't, I'm allergic to dances

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