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So I've never played D&D truly, but what I have learned is that it's basically a gigantic roleplay where anything that's up to chance is decided by dice. A die that has 20 sides is cast, and the number that you get determines how well or how poorly you accomplished what you said you were going to do. A 1 is the absolute poorest you could do, often leading to hilarious results, and a 20 means that you do it so very well that it probably could exceed your expectations and then some. Usually a Dungeon Master (basically the narrator of the game) would tell you what your dice rolls mean, but in Lavender's D&D: noncommittal passerby edition :D you are playing dungeon master for the person above you, and then you can continue with your quest. Anything is possible~
This'll be a test run for possibly a later game. ;)

example:
*for sake of the example I will fake a dice roll*
person 1: I want to start this game *rolls die and gets a 3*
person 2: you get to start it, but it quickly dies out because it's confusing.
person 2: I'd like to steal all the prey points from everyone *rolls die and gets a 20*
person 1: everyone's prey points are yours, they are unaware how you ever became the richest member of warriors wish and they are very impressed. Some of the mods even award you extra prey points for good behavior. So many prey points.

And so on~

Here's the die we'll be using, just remove the space in the code:
Code: [Select]
[roll ]1d20[ /roll]
I want to pet a dragon
Rolled 1d20 : 17, total 17

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2015, 02:48:03 PM »
You pet a dragon; it hesitates for a moment, but then starts purring.


I want to write a chapter of my WW fanfic.
Rolled 1d20 : 10, total 10

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2015, 03:58:57 PM »
your chapter comes out around average time~ might be a few minor typos in it though.

I'm going to attack the moon
Rolled 1d20 : 6, total 6

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2015, 04:12:04 PM »
Using a crossbow, you attempt to fire several bolts at the moon. They fall into a nearby field.


I want to befriend a cat.
Rolled 1d20 : 12, total 12

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2015, 04:18:50 PM »
YES i love this topic. I hope there's a more committal version soon.

I'd like to rule the world.

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Rolled 1d20 : 10, total 10

ETA, since i forgot, oop: You befriend the cat, but only see it every other day.
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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2015, 01:42:58 AM »
Aww I like this idea :D

You become a politician in a fairly high-ranking position.

I'd like to bake a cake
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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2015, 01:44:37 AM »
You bake a cake that tastes pretty good!

I'd like to become a warrior cat irl.

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2015, 02:06:52 AM »
(dat natural 20)
You're a warrior cat. Everyone you want in your clan is a warrior cat. Your entire existence becomes warrior cats. The Erins write about your experiences, and they do it well. You are a favorite character.

I'd like to hug every Ww member
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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2015, 02:08:09 AM »
You hug as many people as you arms can hold, but miss a few members!

I'd like to animate well.

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2015, 03:35:49 AM »
You manage to dole out a couple animatics, but you get distracted by the other things in life... I guess you'll have to come back to it later... :c

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2015, 03:40:35 AM »
You fail miserably and only focus on the MCR parts.

I want to write a book!

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2015, 01:41:44 PM »
you uh, maybe get a character idea or two? but it's not time for your book yet, you might return to trying again later

will my multiple plot twists go over well?
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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2015, 03:54:41 PM »
Your plot twists are enjoyed by most readers of your work, though a few think that they're a little predictable.

I want to write a one-shot with my warriorsona.
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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2015, 04:00:59 PM »
You write the one-shot, but not very many people read it...

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Re: Dungeons and Dragons: the noncommittal passerby edition :D
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2015, 04:31:25 PM »
You set up shop, but shortly afterwards it gets torn down because its foundations were unstable, and you end up being bogged in debt.

I want to create a machine that interprets dreams.
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