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Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« on: September 21, 2015, 06:39:31 PM »
Me, @Dustfeather, and our housemate were talking about why there isn't a Warrior Cats movie and realised it's because so much would need to be censored for its target audience. So we came up with a game where we describe character deaths and other "adult" scenes in child-friendly ways:


  • "Brightheart was having a bad face day."
  • "Snowkit decided to leave ThunderClan to join the cast of 'Up'."
  • "Hawkfrost's nice day at the beach sadly didn't go as planned."
  • "Bluestar wasn't very good at swimming, and probably should have brought armbands."
  • "Cinderpelt wished the forest animals would stop badgering her."

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2015, 06:45:35 PM »
"It's a bit warm today, isn't it?" said Yellowfang.
Tigerstar sadly passed away. Nine times in a row.
Snowfur didn't pay much attention in her road safety lessons.
Yellowfang gave Brokentail some delicious berries, and he got a bit of a tummy ache.

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2015, 06:49:57 PM »
Bluestar and Oakheart play-wrestled after the Gathering

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2015, 07:03:33 PM »
Leafpool decided that squirrellflight needed to learn to be a good parent, and Crowfeather was very happy to help with that. :grin:

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2015, 07:05:19 PM »
Scourge wanted to help the Clans with their organization skills

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2015, 07:06:52 PM »
Brindleface could confidently say that she loved dogs to death.

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2015, 07:18:28 PM »
Bluestar enjoyed playing tag with dog packs.

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2015, 07:26:34 PM »
Leafpool decided that squirrellflight needed to learn to be a good parent, and Crowfeather was very happy to help with that. :grin:

(To clarify, this was Foxfur accidentally posting on my account :3)


Scourge thought all the decorations on his collar were very pretty.

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2015, 07:26:42 PM »
Silverstream thought that these kittens would literally be the death of her.

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2015, 07:29:00 PM »
Mosskit was feeling a little chilly, that's all.
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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2015, 07:33:04 PM »
Rainfur got absolutely ratted when he passed away.... (I'm not even sugarcoating this anymore haha)

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2015, 07:42:11 PM »
Hawkheart got very angry, because Moonflower was being naughty and trying to get rid of his herbs.

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2015, 07:46:26 PM »
*The end of Dawn*
And no one ate dinner that night...

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2015, 07:48:16 PM »
Tigerclaw and redtail went for a lovely walk in the woods and redtail may have got a bit lost...

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Re: Sugar-coated Warrior Cats
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2015, 08:57:21 PM »
Runningwind loved running, until one day when he ran a bit too fast and bumped into a car.

Thank you, Wolfie!