I got confused for a minute and thought that the general chat thread got locked and deleted or something and then got very concerned.
Okay, everything is spinning and I'm very tired, but I don't have to go to work tonight!!!! I'm so glad they closed the store, because, in addition to the foot of snow on the ground (they said we'd only get a dusting...pfft), I am not mentally stable enough to go to work and deal with my coworkers.
Today is a day of rest and relaxation for me, and I praise the Snow Gods for closing my place of employment today.